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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 6:25 pm
My favorite thread title I've seen on Atheist forums.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 7:00 pm
(This post was last modified: January 20, 2015 at 7:06 pm by Cyberman.)
There's a whole host of them at jhuger's site - the Kissing Hank's Ass guy. They were actually my first exposure to the things and it was ages before I found they were actually a thing. Here's one:
http://www.jhuger.com/dead-to-rights
Ok, host in this case apparently means two. There used to be many more here, I downloaded most of them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 7:03 pm
Religion is a Penis: it prospers when it's inside of cunts.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 8:23 pm
I always thought religion = less penis. What with the circumcision thing and all? They are pretty concerned with what you stick it in too. Hmmm...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!