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Religion is like a penis
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Religion is like a penis
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RE: Religion is like a penis
Ooawwwwww,

Now it all makes sense to me.

Someone should tell the christians that their religion is a PENIS --- not a stripper's TITS.
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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 10, 2011 at 12:31 am)Cinjin Wrote: Ooawwwwww,

Now it all makes sense to me.

Someone should tell the christians that their religion is a PENIS --- not a stripper's TITS.

you mean,instead of the penis you think tits are being shoved down kids' throats???i'm a bit confused by all this...
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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 10, 2011 at 1:54 am)nickos777 Wrote: you mean,instead of the penis you think tits are being shoved down kids' throats???i'm a bit confused by all this...

Ever heard of breast feeding..? Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 10, 2011 at 2:09 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 10, 2011 at 1:54 am)nickos777 Wrote: you mean,instead of the penis you think tits are being shoved down kids' throats???i'm a bit confused by all this...

Ever heard of breast feeding..? Big Grin

THAT was my point!
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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 10, 2011 at 2:22 am)nickos777 Wrote: THAT was my point!

Right.. *sigh*

Breast feeding is a-ok, and should be done. Penises should not be shoved down children's throats. Guess in which camp the religious nutcases are, and were they percieve themselves to be
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 10, 2011 at 2:27 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 10, 2011 at 2:22 am)nickos777 Wrote: THAT was my point!

Right.. *sigh*

Breast feeding is a-ok, and should be done. Penises should not be shoved down children's throats. Guess in which camp the religious nutcases are, and were they percieve themselves to be

i don't think the penis-shovers are quite 'christian'/religious etc....they cower behind it in order to gain access to the vulnerable. they are complete shites,and give the genuinely 'spiritually aware'[admittedly,none of whom affiliate themselves to a church] a bad name.in fact,those arseholes give any fiollower of any god a bad name. hmmm...maybe,they're satan's little helpers?[i've long thought that about clergy anyway!]
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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 10, 2011 at 2:34 am)nickos777 Wrote: maybe,they're satan's little helpers?[i've long thought that about clergy anyway!]

Of course they are! "Satan", after all, is God's alter ego. They're one and the same. Yin and Yang. Can't get the one without the other. It's a package deal.
And since God is also the Son, and the Holy Ghost, and the Burning Bush, and Noah's Dove, etc., God clearly comes in many guises (like the average hold-up artist...).
And as we know from mythology so do Shiva, Yaweh, Zeus, Wotan, Quetzalcoatl, etc. It's a Club! It's the club of the shifty shapeshifters. And clergy are their caddies, their ass-kissers.
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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 10, 2011 at 3:35 am)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(August 10, 2011 at 2:34 am)nickos777 Wrote: maybe,they're satan's little helpers?[i've long thought that about clergy anyway!]

Of course they are! "Satan", after all, is God's alter ego. They're one and the same. Yin and Yang. Can't get the one without the other. It's a package deal.
And since God is also the Son, and the Holy Ghost, and the Burning Bush, and Noah's Dove, etc., God clearly comes in many guises (like the average hold-up artist...).
And as we know from mythology so do Shiva, Yaweh, Zeus, Wotan, Quetzalcoatl, etc. It's a Club! It's the club of the shifty shapeshifters. And clergy are their caddies, their ass-kissers.

clergy are NOTHING to do with the 'new messiah' who gets appointed each century.they are,afterall,doing exactly the same thing as the pharisees did,aren't they??!?'god' evolves,as do the Christs,its the clergy who keep the world in the dark ages!
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RE: Religion is like a penis
(August 9, 2011 at 8:26 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: [Image: Todaysmotto.jpg]

Some clergy love to shove things down childern's throats literally as well as metaphorically. Angry
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