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Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
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Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
It'd be interesting to read the explanation as to how such a machine would mark him for eternal damnation.
And by "interesting" I mean hysterical.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
How is being crazy a religious right?
Oh, wait... 
Asinine.
They should have simply fired him for being a shithead. 
Well I'm sure Beelzebub doesn't want to touch that prick either.
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Really?
What the heck was the judge thinking?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
150000 dollars --> WTF is wrong with these brain dead dipshits?
Hint - The employer could claim the employee is possessed by Satan and therefore the former can't pay him a compensation because pacts with the devil are forbidden.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
(January 28, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Asinine. Think about how easy it would be to make his life intolerable by using that tool of the devil... technology. "Hey Beverly, did you see the new auto-open lobby doors? Or the auto-flush urinals? And we replaced the copyists with Xerox machines! Woowowoowoooooo SATAN hahahahahaha!"
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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