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How many babies do you eat a week?

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How many babies do you eat a week?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:30 pm
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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:39 pm
I have to consult the FDA to find out what the Minimum Daily Requirement is.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:47 pm
Well, they are fattening. I've seen expectant mothers waddling around.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:57 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 11:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, they are fattening. I've seen expectant mothers waddling around.

I've long suspected that the only way pregnant women can knit together a baby in the womb is by cannibalizing the parts from other babies. Tongue
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:59 pm
Well, it's not like something can come from nothing. They can only make use of what's already there.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 12:18 am
(January 28, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, it's not like something can come from nothing. They can only make use of what's already there.

Checkmate, atheists.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 1:18 am
(January 28, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, it's not like something can come from nothing. They can only make use of what's already there.

Then... how do the storks do it? Do they have some shady baby factory out in the middle of nowhere?

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 1:57 am
My wife swears she is swallowing my babies but then she always reaches for a napkin or tissue. What the hell kind of atheist spits?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 2:31 am
(January 29, 2015 at 1:57 am)whateverist Wrote: What the hell kind of atheist spits?

One who's attempting to fatten the little buggers up for later? Angel
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 4:41 am
(January 28, 2015 at 7:56 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 7:55 pm)Xeno Wrote: To honor satan I sleep in socks every now and then. Pretty demonic, I know.

See, that's just bloody sick.

Imagine how big those socks must be to be able to sleep in them!

There's always someone who takes satan worship too far and spoils it for everyone Tongue

What, me? Yeah of course I worship myself. Er, satan. Yeah. Why would you think I worship myself? Why would you even suggest I was satan? Oh, you didn't? Well, good. Because I'm not. *Wrings hands*

Babies. No I don't like babies at all. Really can't stand them, sorry to have to upset you all like this. They are my least favourite. Living creature, that is. Obviously I eat hundreds of them a day. They just piss me off. Crying constantly, all day long, like someone drew a picture of their imaginary friend or something.
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