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And the dead shall rise up....
#1
And the dead shall rise up....
Well the verse didn't say people specifically..
Behold! Proof of The living dead:

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/zombie-c...d=28519513
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#2
RE: And the dead shall rise up....
I am glad that there are people who are wiling to cover the cat's expenses and that apparently the owner loves his pet very much. We had to euthanize our much loved beagle due to the problems that come with old age. Although it has been a couple of years since he died, I still miss our dog.

What worries me is that another neighbor believes that their cat was hit by the same driver. I wonder if someone is going out of their way to hurt cats.
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#3
RE: And the dead shall rise up....
Poor cat.

However, we already know zombies exist:

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#4
RE: And the dead shall rise up....
Bit of a stretch, I think, but I'm glad the cat's doing ok.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#5
RE: And the dead shall rise up....
The story says the cat was in the ground for 5 days... That's some "Pet Cemetary" stuff there.

(January 28, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Nope Wrote: I am glad that there are people who are wiling to cover the cat's expenses and that apparently the owner loves his pet very much. We had to euthanize our much loved beagle due to the problems that come with old age. Although it has been a couple of years since he died, I still miss our dog.

What worries me is that another neighbor believes that their cat was hit by the same driver. I wonder if someone is going out of their way to hurt cats.

We have a begal his name is Fred. He was my dads hunting dog. He gave him to us after he retired him from hunting. He was 8, that was 10 years ago. Every year we say will be his last and every year he keeps putting along.. I think he will outlast the puppy we got to replace him.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
Poor old Fluffy.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
(January 28, 2015 at 9:37 pm)Drich Wrote: The story says the cat was in the ground for 5 days... That's some "Pet Cemetary" stuff there.

(January 28, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Nope Wrote: I am glad that there are people who are wiling to cover the cat's expenses and that apparently the owner loves his pet very much. We had to euthanize our much loved beagle due to the problems that come with old age. Although it has been a couple of years since he died, I still miss our dog.

What worries me is that another neighbor believes that their cat was hit by the same driver. I wonder if someone is going out of their way to hurt cats.

We have a begal his name is Fred. He was my dads hunting dog. He gave him to us after he retired him from hunting. He was 8, that was 10 years ago. Every year we say will be his last and every year he keeps putting along.. I think he will outlast the puppy we got to replace him.

We adopted Buster from a pound when he was a year old. My husband and I strongly suspect his previous owner abused him. When my husband would lift his hand to do anything, Buster would flatten on the ground and make noises like he was in either fear or pain. Because he seemed so terrified of men, my husband spent a lot of time earning his trust. Eventually the two became best buds which surprised me. Buster was supposed to be my dog because my husband told me when we first started dating that he wasn't a dog person.

When my husband went to Afghanistan, our dog would wake me up whining so I took him to the vet. I assumed Buster was in pain but the vet thought our dog missed my husband. As soon as my husband returned, the behavior stopped so I guess the vet was correct.
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#8
RE: And the dead shall rise up....
Why is this not in the humour section? Or is Drich being serious?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#9
RE: And the dead shall rise up....
You just know that the next time the cat looks in a mirror, a demented version of itself will stare back, and then suddenly grab him and pull him into the mirror dimension of HELL. And then replace him and begin to terrorize the family until they perform the sacred ritual and SEND HIM BACK FROM THE PIT OF THE INFERNO WHENCE HE CAME.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#10
RE: And the dead shall rise up....
Being thought dead, and being dead are not the same thing. Poor kitty had a coma.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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