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Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?

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Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
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Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 12:56 pm
Hey. I came up with a joke that mocks god:

Don't listen to God. He's a troll. If you keep feeding him, he's going to keep threatening us with eternal damnation. Just ignore him, pretend he doesn't exist, and maybe he'll go away.

Yeah, I know, probably not the funniest joke in the world.
How about you? Do you know of any?
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!  Heart
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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 12:58 pm
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 1:03 pm
God walks into a bar and says, "let there be light





















beer!"
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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 1:10 pm
I started using meme generator recently and got carried away and made loads hehe. I'll put up the god ones I did:

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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 2:25 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2015 at 2:33 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
God-mockery starts at about 0:45, but the entire monologue is both funny and spot-on:


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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 2:29 pm
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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 2:30 pm
(January 29, 2015 at 12:58 pm)Blackout Wrote: [Image: e19b7dac8a34de037a64003db961c491a8a52f0f...d5af4c.jpg]

Maybe Anusius did that ?

You didn't think of that did you ???

Anusius is not a second tier God, I'll have you know!!!

Now get down to the Temple of the Anusius (White Swallow Adult Book Store arcade booth #3) and wait for your consecration !!!!


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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
January 29, 2015 at 2:36 pm
Three gay men die in an auto accident and meet up in Heaven.

"Okay, boys, let's split up and check out the action. Back here in four hours, okay?"

They meet at the appointed time and make their reports.

"Well, I found out why they call him Saint PETER!"

"Oh, I learned that Gabriel blows more than one horn!"

"You two are lame! Because mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!"
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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
February 2, 2015 at 11:46 am
Angel(I'm so gonna burn)

Joke 1: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?
Because of the holes in his hands.


Joke 2: Little boy writes a letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,
I've been a good... (crumples up paper)
Dear Santa,
I've been a very good...(crumples up paper)
Goes to his mothers stand and grabs a statue of Mary wraps it in a towel and hides it under the bed and writes this letter.
Dear God,
If you ever want to see your mother again....

Joke 3: A painter is touching up the Sistine chapel. He looks down and notices a little old italian lady saying her rosary. He decides to have fun.
Man: HELLO! THIS IS THE LORD TALKING TO YA!
Woman: ......
Man: HELLO! THIS IS THE LORD TALKING TO YA!
Woman:.....
Man: I SAID HELLO!....
Woman: Shat up I'm a talka to ya mother.
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RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
February 8, 2015 at 7:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 8, 2015 at 8:10 pm by emilynghiem.)
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