Creation "science" at its finest!

[Ryantology]

This only works where Sega's rival to the NES was called the 'Genesis', because in many parts of Europe it was called the 'Mega Drive', which as far as I'm aware had no Biblical equivalent, although I'd probably read it out of curiosity if it did have a section led off with; Mega-Drive and Exodus, sounds like a road-movie...

There could have never been a Sega Genesis and it would still provide more useful life lessons and information than the Bible.

Though, I do think I'd like it better if it started with Mega Drive, and then moved on to Exobox or whatever.

[robvalue]

Hilarious, thanks These must be the "other method" of knowing things I keep hearing about.

[Strongbad]

In a bizarrely selective bout of skepticism, old Earth creationist Bruce Gordon published a critique of the young Earth model, in which he expresses that there is no way that god could create all the things he was claimed to have created on the sixth day in the span of 24 hours. This, in itself, is kinda hilarious, but this response by Answers in Genesis turns the entire thing into a laugh riot:

Boy, wait 'til Drich discovers that his favorite source rejects his five byo "theory" ... teh lulz should be pretty rich.

No, Drich dident say that his monky man theoretical has to be taken literalacorigly, he's jest suggestin that it is one possiable expalnation of the evilutional of man kind. Its just one plausiable away it could of happended.