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RE: What would your planet look like?
January 31, 2015 at 1:37 pm
Can I have a space colony instead?
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RE: What would your planet look like?
January 31, 2015 at 6:13 pm
You sick bastard. I like you.
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RE: What would your planet look like?
January 31, 2015 at 6:18 pm
That took some time to work out.
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RE: What would your planet look like?
January 31, 2015 at 8:08 pm
(This post was last modified: January 31, 2015 at 8:09 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Features of Planet Boru:
-No one would visit, call, text or email you in an attempt to sell you something for which you did not ask.
-There would be no desire to offer unsolicited advice.
-There would never EVER be a holiday in the middle of the fucking week.
-Sequels to films would stop at II.
-A minimum of 10 years between remakes of a film.
-No squirrels or horses.
-Everyone would have an overwhelming desire to mind their own bloody business.
-Waking a person unnecessarily would not be considered an actionable offense. Well...not for the first instance, at least.
-No rain when and where you personally have something that needs doing out of doors.
-No plate tectonics.
Boru
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RE: What would your planet look like?
January 31, 2015 at 8:15 pm
(This post was last modified: January 31, 2015 at 8:15 pm by Jackalope.)
There would be bewbies. And beer. And life would be good, for everyone. Because really, how bad could it be, if there were bewbies and beer aplenty?