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are the same size.
Quote:Toilet Paper Is Getting Smaller
But the assholes
are the same size.
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February 2, 2015 at 3:14 am
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(February 2, 2015 at 3:05 am)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.newser.com/story/201978/toile...aller.html Why does a diaper shitter like you care about the size of toilet paper? Its not like your wiping your own ass these days. 
Baahahaha you two are the best.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  RE: Very Bad News....
February 2, 2015 at 4:23 am
(This post was last modified: February 2, 2015 at 4:23 am by Alex K.)
Feel the love!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
I love how that gorilla in the background is eyeing up Ken Ham.
I thought the gorilla in the background was Ken Ham.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
Ugh, those two anywhere near a picture of Einstein should be like a vampire and garlic. Why haven't they burst into flames yet?!
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson 
So, American portions have increased while the size of our toilet paper has decreased. There is a conspiracy somewhere in that mix.
It's Michelle Obama's socialist plot to make you eat less. Clearly.
(February 2, 2015 at 10:41 am)Nope Wrote: So, American portions have increased while the size of our toilet paper has decreased. There is a conspiracy somewhere in that mix.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Anusius stands to benefit from this.
Firm (but not too firm) BMs are the easiest to tend to in our morning ablutions. I think this is very significant, and our NEW FAITH featuring that new GOD on the scene, ANUSIUS (!!!) is poised to be the go to religion of the 21st century. Just as TP was shrinking to uselessness, ANUSIUS bursts into the American pantheon of religion to confer his blessings of regularity, and well formed stools !!!!!!!!! Praise ANUSIUS !!!!!!!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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