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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 11:08 am
isn't particularly healthy.
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Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#6572
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 11:10 am
Still, burnt sienna
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
is kinda rad
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 11:19 am
with hoisin sauce
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 12:00 pm
and more crayons


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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#6576
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 12:57 pm
, lots and lots
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 1:07 pm
of cashews, pimentos
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 1:27 pm
and dildos from
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 6:11 pm
the back woods
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Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 6:36 pm
Of Alabama they
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