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The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
#21
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
My favorite thread game by far! Thanks for putting it all together. I'm pretty sure the mods can edit it, we just have to find one thats willing to help keep this masterpiece together.
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#22
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
I'm willing to keep it together, but I need a way to do so Sad
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#23
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
I hope a mod can grant some super powers here! If not I guess it'll have to get tagged on at the end each time.

I just recorded myself reading chapter 1. I got a lot further than I thought before cracking up, and then I was doomed. But I'll put it up anyway for the comedy value! I don't know if anyone could get through all of that without laughing. Maybe if someone was kicking you in the balls. I'll post it up in a minute Smile Uploading now.
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#24
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Holy crap no way. YES. Also I'm dumb for not seeing this thread before.
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#25
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
OK here we go, chapter 1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIFhdE4I7jQ
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#26
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
DUDE I'M CRYING
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#27
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Big Grin That was a lot of fun!

I'll record chapter 2 tomorrow most likely. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did Smile

I'm off to bed in a minute so have a good evening (or whatever stupid time it is in weird other countries) and I'll see you tomorrow my friends!
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#28
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Omg how awesome, I can't watch now, have to wait till tomorrow!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#29
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Bravo man! I don't know how you read that so smoothly. The context clues are no help. They always lead me astray and I end up stuttering through it. Haha good job.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#30
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
I've read chapters 2&3 and I'm rendering the vid right now. As soon as it's ready I'm going to upload it and link it here Big Grin

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTaFAnmYqSM

I hope I faked the accent well Tongue
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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