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February 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm
I read it! You inspired me to find the butt joke.
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February 10, 2015 at 3:13 pm
It's too late now. I'm crying in the corner.
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February 10, 2015 at 3:14 pm
Oh. Uhm... There there. It's OK, there'll always be more butt openings.
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February 10, 2015 at 3:15 pm
I did not just read that x4
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February 10, 2015 at 3:55 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 3:58 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
I lived in Spain for almost a year when I was in the Air Force. Friendly folks, beautiful countryside, beautiful women. Shitty beer, great brandy.

Hopefully I can retire to Ronda, near the southeast coast.

[Image: ronda-spain.jpg]

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February 10, 2015 at 4:21 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 4:24 pm by Violet.)
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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February 10, 2015 at 4:44 pm
I have never had anal sex
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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February 10, 2015 at 6:17 pm
... bought a Beatles or Rolling Stones album.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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February 10, 2015 at 10:53 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Exian Wrote: ... bought a Beatles or Rolling Stones album.

Shame on you! Oh wait download counts right.. Right?!
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February 10, 2015 at 10:55 pm
I've never killed a man.
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