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February 11, 2015 at 1:33 am
I've never watched a Rocky movie
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February 11, 2015 at 1:37 am
(February 10, 2015 at 10:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I've never killed a man.

Suspiciously, nobody else posted this. Suspiciously, you're the only one to post this...Hmmm

You're all suspect!!!
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February 11, 2015 at 1:41 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 1:45 am by 404NotFound.)
(February 10, 2015 at 10:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I've never killed a man.

Does this mean you killed a woman?
... crossed an ocean.
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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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February 11, 2015 at 1:46 am
I've never had a driver's license (I'm 39).
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February 11, 2015 at 1:55 am
(February 11, 2015 at 1:33 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I've never watched a Rocky movie

Not humanly possible
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February 11, 2015 at 2:06 am
I've never cheated on a partner.
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February 11, 2015 at 2:23 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 2:23 am by Darkstar.)
I've never tried to take over the world on a Tuesday. Shifty
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February 11, 2015 at 5:42 am
(February 11, 2015 at 2:23 am)Darkstar Wrote: I've never tried to take over the world on a Tuesday. Shifty

I've never made pizza topping from dead people for breakfast on a Sunday with a wooden spoon while coughing uncontrollably.
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February 11, 2015 at 5:58 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 5:59 am by robvalue.)
I've never stolen anything as an adult. I used to be a little klepto as a young kid, I don't know why. But I always owned up, except for one single occasion where I stole 10p from my mum.
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February 11, 2015 at 6:20 am
I've never been out of the uk.
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