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February 11, 2015 at 11:07 am
I've never been fired from a pizza joint over Twitter.
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February 11, 2015 at 11:18 am
(February 11, 2015 at 10:30 am)robvalue Wrote: You can't count what you do as a kid! I done just about every stupid thing imaginable. I ate soil.
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There are way worse things to eat than soil. I've seen videos...
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February 11, 2015 at 12:16 pm
Quote:"What, never?
No, never.
What, never??
Well, hardly ever."

-- Gilbert and Sullivan

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February 11, 2015 at 1:40 pm
I've never been mugged.
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February 11, 2015 at 2:34 pm
I've never been hit by gun fired in my direction
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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February 11, 2015 at 2:42 pm
It's not the gun you have to worry about. It's the fucking bullets.
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February 11, 2015 at 3:05 pm
I have never eaten Haggis.

Isn't there a version of this where you say stuff you have done? Or is that a game of some sort?

Wait, I think I am thinking of a game called "Bullshit" with cards...

meh.. I dunno...

I am so confused.Undecided
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February 11, 2015 at 3:10 pm (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 3:13 pm by vorlon13.)
Yeah, that's what the thread is based on.

I've been to a few parties when it's been played. Everyone has the same number of pennies, or beans or something, then you go around the circle and state things that you have never done. Those in the circle who have need to throw in a penny. Last player with a penny left left wins.

A good strategy to use is to try to come up with really common things you have failed to do, so as to catch as many others as possible.

Any version I've played at a party is restricted to sex acts instead of general activities. The sluttier your friends are the better.
I've never committed fellatio on 2 penises at the same time always snags a few. Double entry, fisiting, various opposite sex encounters (I HAVE kissed a girl, ooops), not being with a married couple, various sex acts in public (or a car) etc.

We usually allow drug, narcotic, drinking feats too.


I've never won a round . . . .
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February 11, 2015 at 3:30 pm
Uh oh. Angel

Big Grin

So you say things you have done and if they don't believe you they throw in a bean or whatever? But if you really haven't they don't? What happens if you have done all mentioned above... do you win?? Tongue
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February 11, 2015 at 4:06 pm
To clarify, you state something you have never done. Anyone in the circle who has done it loses a penny.

Fun way to find out about all the deve things your friends have done.
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