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RE: I've never . . . . . . . .
February 14, 2015 at 10:41 pm
(February 12, 2015 at 2:09 am)Kitty Galore Wrote: I have never walked a red carpet.

I've never considered dying my carpet red... before.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#82
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February 14, 2015 at 10:54 pm
I have never owned an aardvark.
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#83
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February 15, 2015 at 4:27 am
I have never seen the movie Grease.
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#84
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February 15, 2015 at 4:42 am (This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 4:59 am by Norman Humann.)
I've never told anyone that I don't like the taste of metal in my mouth.
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#85
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February 15, 2015 at 10:15 am
I have never taken 3 or more skateboards from the same kid.
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#86
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February 15, 2015 at 10:42 am
I've never beaten twelve people to death with a steel dildo while wear a Captain America costume.

Operative word being 'twelve'.

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#87
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February 17, 2015 at 2:57 pm
I've never met someone who didn't have something unique to contribute to the world.
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February 17, 2015 at 3:08 pm
I have never recovered.
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February 17, 2015 at 4:41 pm
I have never been figured out what the hell is going on.
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