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Proof of God
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You know how it is Stimbo.... if A then B, A is therefore it must come from B. No need to bridge the two, right?
P1 In the past 20 years the murder rate has gone up in Chicago. P2 In the past 20 the internet speeds have gone up in Chicago. C Therefore, raising internet speeds causes murder.  (May 13, 2015 at 4:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ok. How does a stone in my shoe prove anything other than there's a stone in my shoe? Please pretend I'm more than six years old. Wait... Are you implying that you're only six?!?!?! Holy crap... 120+ reps by age 6. You're a prodigy.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.  (May 13, 2015 at 3:37 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Have you ever considered that the stone in your shoe is proof of God? Seriously. The bare fact that sensible bodies persist in their being while also being subject to change, the intelligibility of reality, and the human capacity to reason allows us to identify necessary truths. All you ever do is assert that those things require god. "Because I said so" is not good argumentation, and it's literally all you've ever used.  (May 13, 2015 at 5:38 pm)LostLocke Wrote: You know how it is Stimbo.... if A then B, A is therefore it must come from B. No need to bridge the two, right? There's that dastardly logic triangle again... We've proven using this tried method that Stimbo is Jesus, so he'll no doubt give us the core truth on this.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (May 13, 2015 at 6:18 pm)TRJF Wrote: Wait... Are you implying that you're only six?!?!?! It'll come as quite the shock to Chad, who only pitches his arguments at that level because nobody over that age can read them with a straight face.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
@ Harris: tl;dr
 RE: Proof of God
May 14, 2015 at 7:42 am
(This post was last modified: May 14, 2015 at 7:43 am by bennyboy.)
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