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You could staple your nuts to the wall or.......
#21
RE: You could staple your nuts to the wall or.......
If you're willing to cut your balls off, you're not worthy of having them. The rest of us are happy your ability to procreate has been neutralized.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#22
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Quote:The controversial guru, Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, is said to have 40 to 50 million followers worldwide.


And not a testicle among them!
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#23
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(February 28, 2015 at 11:18 am)Chuck Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 8:04 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea not worth it to me though. I think working to an educated society is much better than saying "fuck em".

Just like god, Darwin is not love. But unlike God, Darwin actually does work in mysterious ways.

I hope this is sarcasm, because this does not make sense at all. Evolution does not work in mysterious ways nor did Darwin invent it. Darwin merely observed and took notes.

Not sure what you were saying with this.

(February 28, 2015 at 2:09 pm)Chad32 Wrote: If you're willing to cut your balls off, you're not worthy of having them. The rest of us are happy your ability to procreate has been neutralized.

No sorry, this justifies the con game of all bad free market marketing. Yes you can do that, but if "buyer beware" were a good argument then "sucks to be you" and " fuck you I got mine" which republicans, and tea party and libertarians use, would be justified.

If the game is rigged it is not a fair game. This asshole knew what he was doing, and this is how all good cons work. This is how you end up with Jonestown, Heaven's gate and Hitler. "If they are stupid enough to fall for it it is their fault".
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#24
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(February 28, 2015 at 11:30 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 10:11 am)A Theist Wrote: Actually there is. It's the Democrat Party.

You like having your ass handed to you verbally don't you?



Yea you are right, I am a dick.

Quote:You like having your ass handed to you verbally don't you?

I'm not worried about your goofy jay bird ass being able to do it.

Quote:Yea you are right, I am a dick.

No. You're the opposite.
"Inside every Liberal there's a Totalitarian screaming to get out"

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Quote: JohnDG...
Quote:It was an awful mistake to characterize based upon religion. I should not judge any theist that way, I must remember what I said in order to change.
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#25
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(February 28, 2015 at 6:39 pm)A Theist Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 11:30 am)Brian37 Wrote: You like having your ass handed to you verbally don't you?



Yea you are right, I am a dick.

Quote:You like having your ass handed to you verbally don't you?

I'm not worried about your goofy jay bird ass being able to do it.

Quote:Yea you are right, I am a dick.

No. You're the opposite.

Right, because testosterone is more important, and because I am smart enough to avoid morons who think physical confrontation is the mark of maturity. I have no interest in dealing with knuckle dragging morons who think getting offended is the worst thing in the world.

I bruised your ego. And? Welcome to reality dumbass.

(February 28, 2015 at 12:22 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 12:20 pm)Losty Wrote: That's gross

I'm not saying it isn't, but it's really the only thing that explains the preoccupation with cocks that christianity has. Tongue

Um all three have a genital mutilation fetish.
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#27
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(February 28, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 6:39 pm)A Theist Wrote: I'm not worried about your goofy jay bird ass being able to do it.


No. You're the opposite.

Right, because testosterone is more important, and because I am smart enough to avoid morons who think physical confrontation is the mark of maturity. I have no interest in dealing with knuckle dragging morons who think getting offended is the worst thing in the world.

I bruised your ego. And? Welcome to reality dumbass.

Quote:Right, because testosterone is more important,
How would you know?

Quote:and because I am smart enough to avoid...physical confrontation
I doubt very much that you're actually smart, but for someone like you who lacks testicular fortitude, avoiding physical confrontations is at least wise on your part.

Quote:I bruised your ego.
Nope. It would take a lot more than your dumbass mouth to do it.

...You're easy.
"Inside every Liberal there's a Totalitarian screaming to get out"

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Quote: JohnDG...
Quote:It was an awful mistake to characterize based upon religion. I should not judge any theist that way, I must remember what I said in order to change.
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#28
RE: You could staple your nuts to the wall or.......
(March 1, 2015 at 8:54 am)A Theist Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Right, because testosterone is more important,
How would you know?

Quote:and because I am smart enough to avoid...physical confrontation
I doubt very much that you're actually smart, but for someone like you who lacks testicular fortitude, avoiding physical confrontations is at least wise on your part.

There is no insult more pathetic than telling someone he doesn't fit into your special qualifications of manliness.

It's a serious pet peeve of mine.
You say he "lacks testicular fortitude" and I say you lack cerebral perspicacity.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#29
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Lol, A Theist apparently gets his insults from the 1950's.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#30
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(March 1, 2015 at 2:41 pm)Losty Wrote:
(March 1, 2015 at 8:54 am)A Theist Wrote: How would you know?

I doubt very much that you're actually smart, but for someone like you who lacks testicular fortitude, avoiding physical confrontations is at least wise on your part.

There is no insult more pathetic than telling someone he doesn't fit into your special qualifications of manliness.

Then maybe he should either stop trying to swap insults or just man up and take it when he's on the losing end of the exchange.
"Inside every Liberal there's a Totalitarian screaming to get out"

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Quote: JohnDG...
Quote:It was an awful mistake to characterize based upon religion. I should not judge any theist that way, I must remember what I said in order to change.
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