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Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm
I recently moved back into the city. What I realized is that I didn't just sacrifice my seclusion and privacy ... I now live smack dab in the middle of the Christards.
This is a picture of a home right down the road from my house. You might notice that there is a 12 foot snowman posed in the front yard. In and of itself, it was probably a lot of fun to build, but some fucktard couldn't help himself - he just HAD to add a little dash of Jesus to it.
christ~ I'm embarrassed to even be in the same neighborhood.
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 6:39 pm
Seems legit. One myth supporting another.
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 6:42 pm
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Bet it took as much time to pile snow into a heap with jesus written on it as it would have to have fixed the roof. Two hands working.....
(wtf are you doing moving back into the city...you'd escaped man, like Snake Plisskin!)
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 6:51 pm
That's a pretty serious snowman, though.
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 6:53 pm
(March 10, 2015 at 6:42 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (wtf are you doing moving back into the city...you'd escaped man, like Snake Plisskin!)
My lesser half wanted a much shorter drive to work.
Told her that if she wanted to move, I had to get a 3 stall garage. Damnit, she found one - and here we are.
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 6:54 pm
If it's troubling you that much, remove the bottom button and replace it with the biggest, blackest dildo you can find.
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 6:56 pm
I can't tell if jesus has smallpox or an excessive number of tits.
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 10, 2015 at 7:06 pm
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(March 10, 2015 at 6:53 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Damnit, she found one - and here we are. Not the worst then, acceptable terms for both parties...lol.
(no more videos of little bucks and does in your yard though - my hill is covered in rabbits...an absolutely comical amount of rabbits.)
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 11, 2015 at 2:55 pm
(March 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
I don't get the connection.
The sign on it's own preachy but fine, the snowman on it's it fantastic. Together its a bit weird.
Jesus was not famous for his work in snow.
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RE: Right Down the Road
March 11, 2015 at 2:56 pm
(March 11, 2015 at 2:55 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Jesus was not famous for his work in snow.
Hell, I walk on water 10 times a day from November to February
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