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The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
#11
RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
(March 23, 2015 at 10:58 am)polar bear Wrote: Huffington post said today that about 60% of what he says is not true, as checked by politico. Sounds on par at least he is 40% better then Faux news!

Forgive him for telling truth 40% of the time. He didn't mean it. It's hard to garanty nothing he says would be true by accident if he has no idea at all about any aspect of truth. It's bad luck on Ted's part.
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#12
RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
(March 23, 2015 at 11:18 am)Chuck Wrote: Forgive him for telling truth 40% of the time. He didn't mean it. It's hard to garanty nothing he says would be true by accidently if he has no idea at all about any aspect of truth. It's bad luck on Ted's part.

*trying to determine if the misspelling and bad grammar is purposefully ironic or coincidentally humorous*
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#13
RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
(March 23, 2015 at 11:36 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(March 23, 2015 at 11:18 am)Chuck Wrote: Forgive him for telling truth 40% of the time. He didn't mean it. It's hard to garanty nothing he says would be true by accidently if he has no idea at all about any aspect of truth. It's bad luck on Ted's part.

*trying to determine if the misspelling and bad grammar is purposefully ironic or coincidentally humorous*


Blame the iPhone and its spell checker.
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#14
RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
The first fool out of the Klown Kar.
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#15
RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
I LOVE Republican primary season. Lets all hope for another crowded field, all tripping over themselves to prove they're the biggest nut.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
(March 23, 2015 at 11:18 am)Chuck Wrote:
(March 23, 2015 at 10:58 am)polar bear Wrote: Huffington post said today that about 60% of what he says is not true, as checked by politico. Sounds on par at least he is 40% better then Faux news!

Forgive him for telling truth 40% of the time. He didn't mean it. It's hard to garanty nothing he says would be true by accident if he has no idea at all about any aspect of truth. It's bad luck on Ted's part.

Usually I am not a spelling Nazi but it is spelled "Fucks News" because that is what they do, fuck news.
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#17
RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
There's nothing like the GOP primary season to remind the rest of the world that we are a nation of dangerous idiots.
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#18
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Is this idiot even eligible to run?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#19
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As a republicunt? Sure. He's more than stupid enough.
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#20
RE: The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.
(March 23, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Beccs Wrote: Is this idiot even eligible to run?


Depends on how you define "natural born citizen" in the eligibility requirements for the office of President.

He was born in Alberta, Canada to a Cuban father and an American mother.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cruz

If you define "natural born citizen" as a person born "inheriting" the citizenship of their parents, then yes, Cruz is eligible because his mother is American. If it is defined as only people born within the borders of the United States, then no.

He even has his own entry on the "Natural Born Citizen" article on wikipedia discussing his Presidential eligibility. The consensus seems to be that because his mother was a US citizen, he was born with US citizenship and is therefore eligible. Fuck. Dodgy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural-bor...e#Ted_Cruz
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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