The Cruz Ship sets out to sink.

[Brian37]

Texas moron Ted Cruz announces his run to become fodder for late night comics.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/23...93388.html

[Anomalocaris]

I wish the republican party would treat him and Scott walker very kindly so they would have the chance to collapse totally in the national election.

[Brian37]

All the libs reading this, these guys are slick, they are masters at double speak and getting voters to vote against their own self interests. I am dead serious. Take a moment every day to motivate the sane to counter these nutbags, every voice counts. They think long term and so should we.

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In other news Fallon, Coco and Jon have released statements in response to Ted's announcement "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"

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I wish the republican party would treat him and Scott walker very kindly so they would have the chance to collapse totally in the national election.

In they eyes of a fundy, the unsuspecting skeptic, had better know the truth they have no facts. Cause the eyes of a fundy are upon you, any facts you use they won't see, when you're in Texas look behind you, cause that's where the fundy's gonna be.

[Brian37]

Where was Cruz born?

[Clueless Morgan]

I heard this on NPR this morning, along with expectations that Marco Rubio and Rand Paul are expected to announce soon.

I guess I'm voting for the Dems again...

[Thumpalumpacus]

I want to see his citizenship papers!

[polar bear]

Huffington post said today that about 60% of what he says is not true, as checked by politico. Sounds on par at least he is 40% better then Faux news!

[pocaracas]

After a guy with an arab name, it's fitting you USians would have a president with a spanish last name.
10 years from now, you'll see some guy with a chinese last name applying!

[Faith No More]

I told my wife today that if he becomes president, we're moving to Canada.

[Brian37]

What is the point? We will just export our religious bullshit up there.