Christian's attacking my 6 yo daughter with their BS!

[Norman Humann]

Put "The Origin of Species" in Izzy's backpack in return.

[urlawyer]

Or print out a copy of the Skeptic's Annotated Bible and put it in. I hear that's a good one.

[Cyberman]

Put a mousetrap laced with strychnine in there. Then ask them about god's will.

[Vox Populi]

My darling kindergärtner daughter had a Gideon orange bible in her schoolbag that Her mother and I found. In it had kindergarten scribbles but on the last page where it asks to sign that you have accepted jesus...Blah Blah Blah.. it had my daughter's name! She told me her 6 yo friend Izzy wrote her name in it.

BUT! Izzy can't read yet and certainly couldn't read the fine print in the back of that new testament. She was surely put up to it by her crazy parents. Her parents are about to get a major dose of Brakeman Christian Education!!!

Pisses me off for them to target some one's sweet trusting daughter.

I would get all the facts on who gave it to her. Where she recieved it,ect.
I would also consult the teacher and admin of the school. Possibily legal action. This is unacceptable!!!

[Brakeman]

I had a little quick talk with my daughter. I told her that some people believe is wild stories and bully other people into trying to believe in them. I said that we only believe in real things. She nodded in agreement.

I haven't spoken with the family yet and my wife is pushing me to shut up because she's afraid that our daughter will be ostracized and bullied because she's in such the minority with so many hateful christians around here.

Now I've found out that they have invited my daughter to an easter egg hunt at their church and my wife has been playing it up buying an easter basket for her. Now it makes me the "meanie" for not letting her go with her friends to pickup easter eggs. Yeah.. I am gonna have a long talk with the wife too..


I'm taking my time to think about it and decide my next move.

[Nope]

I had a little quick talk with my daughter. I told her that some people believe is wild stories and bully other people into trying to believe in them. I said that we only believe in real things. She nodded in agreement.

I haven't spoken with the family yet and my wife is pushing me to shut up because she's afraid that our daughter will be ostracized and bullied because she's in such the minority with so many hateful christians around here.

I'm taking my time to think about it and decide my next move.

You could use this as an opportunity. Read Genesis to her and point out how crazy and cruel the god in that book actually is. She is going to be hearing how loving this god is her entire life so she might as well know what Christians mean by the word, loving. Reading other cultures' mythologies could help her see that there is nothing special about the bible's stories.

[Alex K]

It's very irresponsible of these people. They must know that if they write the accepting Jesus stuff in her stead, she's probably still technically unsaved. But she might erroneously think that she's all clear and forget to re-accept Jesus when she is older, and end up in hell.

[Chad32]

Someone else's signature means nothing. I didn't really think of that, but even if I was a christian I'd call shenanigans on signing someone else's name on something.

[Faith No More]

I love how Drich confuses being a contrarian with being deep and insightful.

[robvalue]

I would think signing yourself into the servitude of imaginary people is covered by your statutory rights.