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Do we have any creationists here?
#71
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
Hey, whatever happened to Waldork? He was as dumb a creatard fuck as ever drew breath?

Maybe he evolved?
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#72
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
I have to say that SW argued way better than Drich or prof. Ah, the light speed variation that he postulated to justify cosmological age.

It brings a snort everytime i remember. Old times.
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#73
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(March 27, 2015 at 1:02 pm)professor Wrote: h4y, yes Genesis One -"and the earth was without form and void". It does not say how it got that way, only that it was.
There is debate within the Christian community about my take on it.

That debate would be something like you think your right everyone else disagrees I take it.Angel Cloud

(March 27, 2015 at 1:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 1:02 pm)professor Wrote: There is debate within the Christian community about my take on it.

"I say it is - everyone else says it isn't."

Gah beaten.



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#74
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(March 27, 2015 at 10:39 am)Drich Wrote: No, Adam's Children (he had boys and girls) did not have children together with each other. They married 'Monkey/evolved men.' Everyone after Adam's Children were a hybrid of God's personal creation, and of evolved/monkey man.
A couple of thoughts:
(1) No daughters are mentioned in Genesis (that I recall), but no daughters were required to make it work. The sons could simply marry those hot monkey women.
(2) Before the flood, there must have been many humans with no DNA from Adam. The population of Homo sapiens monkeyus must have been quite large 6000 years ago when Adam was kicked-out of the Garden of Eden.
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#75
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
Creationists, do you believe the Earth is flat with a dome above it, and water surrounding creation above and below?
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
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#76
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(March 27, 2015 at 1:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, whatever happened to Waldork? He was as dumb a creatard fuck as ever drew breath?

Maybe he evolved?

Don't you get your fill from the usual suspects?
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#77
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(March 27, 2015 at 12:15 pm)professor Wrote: How all the information to make a person or animal can reside in the amazingly small egg and sperm.
How the birds know to get back here from down south in time to have their little families.
The list is endless.
We flatter ourselves with information, when in reality- what we know amounts to the small dust on the scales.
The farther I go, the more in awe I am- considering the creation and the Mind that concocted it all.

[My bolding.] Yeah, that one leaves me in awe too. That from the information contained in DNA each and every creature assembles itself is mind blowing. But that indeed is what happens. A placental mother merely provides an environment where a fertilized egg can attach and complete its transformation. I too find it absolutely awe inspiring.

However, I don't think there are micro-gods that are down there reading the DNA's blue print and assembling each creature. Nope, that is done by the creature itself as it becomes what it is. Wow! In the same way, every species has fine tuned itself through interactions with its environment as described by evolutionary theory. I find assembly of each creature the most amazing part.

That the fabric of existence should work this way is truly astounding. But for me, to think that it was all happening by way of some deity pulling magic strings would diminish the awe I feel. How wonderful to be a part of that fabric having undergone the same self-assembly by means evolved over eons. As a naturalist who is in awe of the natural on its own terms, it seems to me a little less special to imagine a god fine tuning the fabric. If you hold a sufficient regard for the natural, no supernatural is needed. Why trade the magic of self assembling beings for the slight of hand of some deity shaping the inert into the living.
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#78
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(March 27, 2015 at 5:07 pm)abaris Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 1:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, whatever happened to Waldork? He was as dumb a creatard fuck as ever drew breath?

Maybe he evolved?

Don't you get your fill from the usual suspects?

And we all know how evolution works, I mean pokemon had it nailed right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcIYt6t9cjU



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#79
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(March 28, 2015 at 7:45 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 5:07 pm)abaris Wrote: Don't you get your fill from the usual suspects?

And we all know how evolution works, I mean pokemon had it nailed right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcIYt6t9cjU

I visited a christian forum they talked about pokemon and how its evil because of evolution. its like damn these people are stupid.
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#80
RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(March 26, 2015 at 9:24 pm)watchamadoodle Wrote:
(March 26, 2015 at 8:57 pm)Drich Wrote: Sad where is my test?
O.k. same questions for you. I remember your theory that the 6000 year genealogy in Genesis started when Adam and Eve departed the Garden of Eden, but I wouldn't want to guess your answers, because they are always surprising. Smile

Well, that doesn't work since the Garden of Eden was down the road from Assyria, Arabia, Persia, and Ethiopia.  And Assyria didn't exist 6,000 years ago.  It was a country founded 2,500 years B.C.
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