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Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 4:26 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 4:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: God may be with you but your power is out, shithead.

You need an electrician more than some fucking god.

All powerful but seems to have really shitty aim.
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 4:41 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 1:35 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: Facebook is internet junk food.

Exactly. It's one place where stupidity on the Internet is concentrated. That's why I ignore it entirely.
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 4:49 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Surgenator Wrote: So god needed to break a power line and leave several homes without power during a hurricane to prove he exist. Dick move.

Think of it this way: he could've killed all of their first-born children. So, all things considered...
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 4:50 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 4:49 pm)TRJF Wrote:
(March 26, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Surgenator Wrote: So god needed to break a power line and leave several homes without power during a hurricane to prove he exist. Dick move.

Think of it this way: he could've killed all of their first-born children. So, all things considered...

He did that a couple of times in the Bible, not to mention the flood.
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 5:34 pm
Yeah... I mean... he didn't do it again. We should give thanks every millisecond he doesn't kill our children, because he could. We're his to kill.

(receives note)

(Reads: Lots of Christians actually think this way)

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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 6:39 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 1:27 pm)Spooky Wrote: Open my facebook today and find this shit:
[Image: Screenshot%2021_zpsswd9hjwa.png]

The wife and I are presently in Oklahoma and managed to just beat the tornado. We were already in Stillwater, but if we'd left Arkansas any later...

But seriously? Christians are going to eat this shit up. "Death and destruction"? Yeah, the Tornado broke plenty of shit. But only one person died. One. They were in a trailer.

...sigh. Facebook gives me a headache sometimes.
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 6:47 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 1:27 pm)Spooky Wrote: Open my facebook today and find this shit:
[Image: Screenshot%2021_zpsswd9hjwa.png]

The wife and I are presently in Oklahoma and managed to just beat the tornado. We were already in Stillwater, but if we'd left Arkansas any later...

But seriously? Christians are going to eat this shit up. "Death and destruction"? Yeah, the Tornado broke plenty of shit. But only one person died. One. They were in a trailer.

...sigh. Facebook gives me a headache sometimes.

This one hit two blocks from my gal's house.

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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 6:55 pm
So why is god pissed at Oklahomophobia? They seem to think they are his kind of people.

What are they doing wrong?
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 7:25 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 6:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So why is god pissed at Oklahomophobia? They seem to think they are his kind of people.

What are they doing wrong?

gawd Wrote:No, you ignorant assholes. I keep trying to tell you, quit being bigoted shitheads. How many tornadoes do I have to send. Maybe if I shake your stupid asses with an earthquake...
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No, I know it really wouldn't be trying to send that message. Just think how funny it would be though.
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RE: Oh FFS! Getting real sick of Facebook.
March 26, 2015 at 7:34 pm
Well, also, it's like, it's really just a telephone pole that's always shaped like that. It's not like it's some turn your head and squint jesus-on-toast type of thing. It's literally an object that is always shaped that way suspended off the ground.

Oh, this reminds me, is it blasphemy if I hold a book upside down? Because all of the lower case ts will be upside down...
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