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10 April Fools Stories which aren't
#1
10 April Fools Stories which aren't
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32144005

The Sweden one man...what the fuck?
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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
Quote:Swedish MPs have backed a ban on unlicensed dancing in public or "illegally moving your feet to music". Bar, restaurant and nightclub owners without permits can be fined if customers "dance spontaneously and without permission" as a result of a vote in the nation's parliament. Police say dancing can cause fighting and disorder.

I... what?

Quote:A US entrepreneur has pledged to rid China of "farcical" western names such as Lady Gaga, Elvis and Washing Liquid.

My mind is full of fuck
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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
Quote:1. Swedish MPs have backed a ban on unlicensed dancing in public or "illegally moving your feet to music".

Where's Kevin Bacon when you need him?

Dude, this is awesome...the dog's practically a metronome...



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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
I love that dog.

Call Kevin Bacon! Sweden is in trouble!
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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
I feel like we would see more of an effort with more muscles moving in that dog if this was actually happening. My guess is the pedal is rigged up in some way. Still pretty funny.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#6
RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
They left out #11 - Churchill implemented April Fool's Day as a way to boost morale during the Blitz.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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