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10 April Fools Stories which aren't

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10 April Fools Stories which aren't
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10 April Fools Stories which aren't
April 1, 2015 at 8:45 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2015 at 8:45 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32144005

The Sweden one man...what the fuck?
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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
April 1, 2015 at 8:50 am
Quote:Swedish MPs have backed a ban on unlicensed dancing in public or "illegally moving your feet to music". Bar, restaurant and nightclub owners without permits can be fined if customers "dance spontaneously and without permission" as a result of a vote in the nation's parliament. Police say dancing can cause fighting and disorder.

I... what?

Quote:A US entrepreneur has pledged to rid China of "farcical" western names such as Lady Gaga, Elvis and Washing Liquid.

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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
April 1, 2015 at 10:01 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2015 at 10:08 am by Faith No More.)
Quote:1. Swedish MPs have backed a ban on unlicensed dancing in public or "illegally moving your feet to music".

Where's Kevin Bacon when you need him?
Dude, this is awesome...the dog's practically a metronome...



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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
April 1, 2015 at 5:49 pm
I love that dog.

Call Kevin Bacon! Sweden is in trouble!
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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
April 1, 2015 at 5:55 pm
I feel like we would see more of an effort with more muscles moving in that dog if this was actually happening. My guess is the pedal is rigged up in some way. Still pretty funny.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

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RE: 10 April Fools Stories which aren't
April 1, 2015 at 5:57 pm
They left out #11 - Churchill implemented April Fool's Day as a way to boost morale during the Blitz.

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