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**CapnAwesome** · June 4, 2015 at 11:31 pm

(June 4, 2015 at 11:11 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(June 4, 2015 at 10:17 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Craft beer, most commonly drunk by dudes with ugly beards and stupid hats who ride fixed gear bikes.

Oh, yes; that describes me perfectly! TSQ also!

Haha. Well you guys aren't common. Actually I just watched an Australian documentary TV show thingy called 'hipsters' and they talked a little about how hipsters only drink some uber-specialized craft beers or PBR. So I'm just stealing a joke really. Plagiarism is the highest form of comedy.

**thesummerqueen** · June 5, 2015 at 7:37 pm

Seriously, all my friends drink are craft beers, and none of them are hipsters.

**Jackalope** · June 5, 2015 at 9:45 pm

I'm so unhip I can't keep my pants up and craft beer is all I drink.

Enjoying a Sierra Nevada pale ale right now (which kind of bends the definition of "craft beer", if you ask me).

**CapnAwesome** · June 7, 2015 at 6:40 pm

(June 5, 2015 at 7:37 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Seriously, all my friends drink are craft beers, and none of them are hipsters.

You can't take anybody seriously who says they aren't a hipster. #1 hipster trait is hipster denile.

**CapnAwesome** · June 7, 2015 at 6:41 pm

(June 5, 2015 at 9:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'm so unhip I can't keep my pants up and craft beer is all I drink.

Enjoying a Sierra Nevada pale ale right now (which kind of bends the definition of "craft beer", if you ask me).

I don't know if that qualifies as a craft beer. I don't think so. It's pretty mass distributed. Definitely not cool enough for craft beer snobs.

**thesummerqueen** · June 7, 2015 at 7:19 pm

*I* said they weren't hipsters. They didn't declaim hipsterism. YOU LOSE.

**CapnAwesome** · June 7, 2015 at 7:24 pm

(June 7, 2015 at 7:19 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: *I* said they weren't hipsters. They didn't declaim hipsterism. YOU LOSE.

Yeah, but you wear hipster glasses (which you know I think are awesome) so how can I trust your opinion on the matter?

**thesummerqueen** · June 7, 2015 at 7:47 pm

I wear secretary glasses. I'm an authority.

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