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April 11, 2015 at 12:15 pm
How the hell are you even suppposed to eat Jujyfruit?? 
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April 11, 2015 at 12:20 pm
One at a time?
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April 11, 2015 at 12:21 pm
I have never been able to figure that out, so I don't. Big Grin 
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April 11, 2015 at 12:31 pm
(April 11, 2015 at 12:20 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: One at a time?

I do its like... you chew one then it sticks to your teeth 
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April 11, 2015 at 1:03 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2015 at 1:38 pm by vorlon13.)
If you want a special treat, spread a little real butter on a stick of Juicy Fruit gum before you chew it.
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April 11, 2015 at 1:05 pm
Try Jujubes, which are a related product to Jujyfruits. The phenomenon the OP speaks of is ten times worse. I like Jujyfruits, myself.
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April 11, 2015 at 1:23 pm
(April 11, 2015 at 1:05 pm)c172 Wrote: Try Jujubes, which are a related product to Jujyfruits. The phenomenon the OP speaks of is ten times worse. I like Jujyfruits, myself.

i like them but...its like.. fruit flavored chewable fruit shaped cement. 
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April 11, 2015 at 1:27 pm
Jujubes have that cement effect for me. Jujyfruits not really, except for certain colors, and it's been solong since I've had them, I forget which color(s) were problematic. I usually have chocolates and jellybeans at the movie theater, and Sour Patch Gushers with lunch if I am out.
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April 11, 2015 at 1:36 pm
(April 11, 2015 at 1:27 pm)c172 Wrote: Jujubes have that cement effect for me. Jujyfruits not really, except for certain colors, and it's been solong since I've had them, I forget which color(s) were problematic.   I usually have chocolates and jellybeans at the movie theater, and Sour Patch Gushers with lunch if I am out.

I like both jujubes and jujyfruits.
problematic flavors would be black(licorice), red, orange, green, 
easy one yellow. i started to make them easier to chew by bending them for a little while before eating them. 
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