Atheist Central - Ray Comfort's Blog

[Jason Jarred]

For those not familiar with Pastafarian belief system - we believe that when we die, the Flying Spaghetti Monster sends us to a heaven where there is a beer volcano and strippers (of your preference).
Hope that puts Adrian's post in context, he wasn't being randomly crass (that's my job).

[leo-rcc]

And the Pastafarian version of hell looks the same as the pastafarian heaven, except the beer is flat and the strippers have a VD.

[CoxRox]

I was pulling his leg......Fountains of guiness and naked adonis'- hmmmm, doesn't sound too bad.....

[Tiberius]

Plus, we have the advantage of the FSM actually existing (you have to admit, the evidence is compelling)

[CoxRox]

Ok Adrian, and what evidence might that be then?

And by the way, you look less like Jesus now. Did you cut your hair?

[Tiberius]

Well I think the fact that we have a living prophet (Bobby Henderson) counts for a lot of the credibility. Also, there are numerous reports of sightings of the FSM, especially in pieces of toast and in strange molecular bindings (http://www.venganza.org/ for photos).

By far the most conclusive evidence is the link between number of pirates (the FSM's favourite type of worshipper) and global warming.


And yes, I cut my hair the other week.

[CoxRox]

This has given me a good chuckle. Your hair suits you....

[Jason Jarred]

Ooooh, they updated the pirate chart. It didn't have those little skull and crossbones before.
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Btw I liked Adrian's Jesus look, he's one of our Prophets you know?

[Tiberius]

I wasn't going to say so, but I did receive a Holy Quest from the FSM telling me to proceed to the hairdressers and get my hair cut. He said the length of it was too much like His noodley appendages, and that it may cause idol worship. The last thing I wanted was for my hair to become an idol over the one true Spaghedeity.

[Jason Jarred]

You've done the right thing brother. May his Holy Noodleyness forever stroke you with his soft, wet, sponge-like noodle.

rAmen!