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Atheist Central - Ray Comfort's Blog
#11
RE: Atheist Central - Ray Comfort's Blog
For those not familiar with Pastafarian belief system - we believe that when we die, the Flying Spaghetti Monster sends us to a heaven where there is a beer volcano and strippers (of your preference).
Hope that puts Adrian's post in context, he wasn't being randomly crass (that's my job).
Atheism as a Religion
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A man also or woman that hath a Macintosh, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with used and abandoned Windows 3.1 floppy disks: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27
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#12
RE: Atheist Central - Ray Comfort's Blog
And the Pastafarian version of hell looks the same as the pastafarian heaven, except the beer is flat and the strippers have a VD.
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
Pastafarian
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#13
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I was pulling his leg......Fountains of guiness and naked adonis'- hmmmm, doesn't sound too bad.....Tongue
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility"

Albert Einstein
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Plus, we have the advantage of the FSM actually existing (you have to admit, the evidence is compelling)
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Ok Adrian, and what evidence might that be then?

And by the way, you look less like Jesus now. Did you cut your hair? Tongue
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility"

Albert Einstein
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RE: Atheist Central - Ray Comfort's Blog
Well I think the fact that we have a living prophet (Bobby Henderson) counts for a lot of the credibility. Also, there are numerous reports of sightings of the FSM, especially in pieces of toast and in strange molecular bindings (http://www.venganza.org/ for photos).

By far the most conclusive evidence is the link between number of pirates (the FSM's favourite type of worshipper) and global warming.
[Image: piratesarecool4.gif]

And yes, I cut my hair the other week. Big Grin
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#17
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This has given me a good chuckle. Your hair suits you....Wink
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility"

Albert Einstein
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#18
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Ooooh, they updated the pirate chart. It didn't have those little skull and crossbones before.
Trendy Big Grin

Btw I liked Adrian's Jesus look, he's one of our Prophets you know?
Atheism as a Religion
-------------------
A man also or woman that hath a Macintosh, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with used and abandoned Windows 3.1 floppy disks: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27
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I wasn't going to say so, but I did receive a Holy Quest from the FSM telling me to proceed to the hairdressers and get my hair cut. He said the length of it was too much like His noodley appendages, and that it may cause idol worship. The last thing I wanted was for my hair to become an idol over the one true Spaghedeity.
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You've done the right thing brother. May his Holy Noodleyness forever stroke you with his soft, wet, sponge-like noodle.

rAmen!
Atheism as a Religion
-------------------
A man also or woman that hath a Macintosh, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with used and abandoned Windows 3.1 floppy disks: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27
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