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I sold my "soul"
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A short while ago I reached out to the devil in order to make a deal. My soul in exchange for the ability to be an amazing, published, famous writer.
Apparently, the devil no more wants to reach out to me than does his counterpart, god.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
I'd sell my soul to wake up as a hot lesbian. I wonder why the devil hides.. part of the mastery of his tricks? lol theism
Do you know how to spot a moron? They use the word "evolutionist"... lol
I didn't know you were a writer Kitan. In case you've published anything, let me know
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
I asked nicely. That's one live offering I'll never get back. Thanks a lot god
As a self declared anti-theist, Satan isn't real interested in your soul as it is already his.
Souls that might fetch a little more scratch from the Dark Lord would be a tad more pious than yours. (As apostates of the devil, aren't we all supposed to know how this works ?) 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 RE: I sold my "soul"
April 21, 2015 at 11:48 am
(This post was last modified: April 21, 2015 at 11:51 am by dyresand.)
(April 21, 2015 at 11:44 am)vorlon13 Wrote: As a self declared anti-theist, Satan isn't real interested in your soul as it is already his.If you think about it... souls are pretty much more worthless than the zimbabwe dollar. There is so many people on the earth people are getting born every day and people are dying everyday. There is so many souls why would god and or the devil would want them?  simply they wouldn't. If you go to zimbabwe and if you have 100,000 usd you are literally a millionaire over there. 100,000 usd -> 36,190,000.00 ZWD
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Code: <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true"></iframe> (April 21, 2015 at 11:03 am)Kitan Wrote: A short while ago I reached out to the devil in order to make a deal. My soul in exchange for the ability to be an amazing, published, famous writer. I'm a failed writer who can't stop writing no matter how many times that I have been turned down. Tell me if that soul selling thing worked for you. I might be open to the same thing myself. 
 (April 21, 2015 at 11:03 am)Kitan Wrote: A short while ago I reached out to the devil in order to make a deal. My soul in exchange for the ability to be an amazing, published, famous writer. Doesn't work unless you make the request from this location: ![[Image: crossroads-blues.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=downatthecrossroads.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F12%2Fcrossroads-blues.jpg)
Tell ya what, I'll buy your souls with an at least 1% chance of your wish coming true. Deal?
 RE: I sold my "soul"
April 21, 2015 at 12:09 pm
(This post was last modified: April 21, 2015 at 12:14 pm by robvalue.)
I made a deal with the devil actually. Before my wedding and honeymoon, I said to the devil that if the weather could be really good for the next week, then it would be worth it being crap the rest of the year.
Would you believe it, that's pretty much what happened. Stunning sunshine all through our wedding and honeymoon. Rest of the year was disgusting. Sorry about that. If I wasn't so sceptically minded I'd have shit my pants. http://youtu.be/5cvY45_SxRE Feel free to send me a private message.
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