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Christians say the creepiest shit
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 12:53 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 11:53 am)Chad32 Wrote: I saw a donkey's hard-on once. It was like a fifth leg.

What did it feel like ??

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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 1:05 pm
It was a long strong dong that didn't go wrong.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#13
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 1:10 pm
Would jesus cum in her mouth?
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 1:15 pm
So nobody rofled at my Dirty Lord's Prayer? I came up with it a while back in another thread called swallowing is cannibalism, but spitting is murder. I figured it was appropriate in this thread too.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 1:21 pm
It's always appropriate.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 1:31 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 1:15 pm)Chad32 Wrote: So nobody rofled at my Dirty Lord's Prayer? I came up with it a while back in another thread called swallowing is cannibalism, but spitting is murder. I figured it was appropriate in this thread too.

I rofled but common decency won't let me kudos
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 1:32 pm
I'll accept that.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 1:48 pm
I thought it was very funny and clever Smile
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 2:19 pm
The creepiness, it's so addictive

This is another thing I dug up

jff Wrote:Have you ever been on a date with a king? I have. And you know what, I go on these quite often (every day, actually). I love them. I love spending time with Him. Jesus is my shelter, my escape and hideaway. He understands everything. He knows what I feel, how to make me feel better. He's wonderful. Every date with my King is special and unique. I love it when He's near me.

so here she just flat out admits her crush

jff Wrote:Have you ever been on a date with a king? If not, it's about time to do that. These will be the best royal dates in your life.

no thanks, I think Imma stick to real people
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 2:29 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 11:30 am)Chad32 Wrote: Is she part of that christian sect who wants to literally have sex with Jesus? Because they are out there. If she's not, she may want to join, because she may fit in well there.

And vice versa.
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