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Hey, Assholes!!
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Hey, Assholes!!
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/us/midwest...e-weather/

Quote:Tornadoes reported in Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska

Maybe 'god' is pissed at you for discriminating against gays and fucking over the poor?
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#2
RE: Hey, Assholes!!
and all those shrimp canapes at the receptions following all those divorce whores remarrying
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: Hey, Assholes!!
Minimalist and vorlon13. What a great 1-2 punch! ROFLOL
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#4
RE: Hey, Assholes!!
Want me to drag some fucking Mormons into this ??


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5
RE: Hey, Assholes!!
(May 7, 2015 at 2:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Want me to drag some fucking Mormons into this ??

Only if they promise to bring a keg of Pay Lay Ale.
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#6
RE: Hey, Assholes!!
(May 7, 2015 at 2:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Want me to drag some fucking Mormons into this ??


Tongue

Only if they are kicking and screaming.
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#7
RE: Hey, Assholes!!
No, sometimes it's arbitrarily just a natural disaster with no agenda and for which God has no responsibility.

I wonder how people can tell the difference? Do they have some amazing disaster analysing machine?
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#8
RE: Hey, Assholes!!
Yes, if you are spared, it was God and you are miraculously saved. If it hits you, it was a natural disaster. Unless there's a cross shaped telephone pole, in that case you're screwed.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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