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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 1:39 pm
I'm pretty certain that Lucifer/Satan couldn't have done a much worse job than you, buddy.
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 1:41 pm
Which one? The idea is so undefined it's really kinda hard to think what to say.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 1:43 pm
There are few gods who are referred to by what they are, instead of their proper name. Like if I named my pet, Cat.
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 1:45 pm
"I assume you have an explanation?"
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 4:22 pm
Fix my body, then we'll talk.
...fucker.
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 6:03 pm
"You sanctimonious jar of pickled dogshit. You hypocritical seething mass of vaginal and penile fluid. You have allowed the world to war in your name as you stand over it with your arms folded, looking upon the death and misery in either impotence or satisfaction - or hell, perhaps both."
*Sips tea*
"What the fuck am I even doing here? I never believed you were real, certainly hoped you weren't for fear of such a detestable cuntoid claiming dominion over the cosmos. Fuck this, fuck you, fuck your demands for worship, and fuck your unwanted advances for love, you supernatural date-rapist. My name ain't Mary and my title ain't Virgin, so don't even think of shuffling towards me with a glint in your eye and your cock at the ready, you twisted, multi-trillion year old shitstain. Either let me die properly and peacefully or punt me off this bloody cloud so I can party with Lucifer, Hitchens, Jagger, and the rest of the condemned. Thanks for the tea. Cunt."
Somethin' like that.
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 6:09 pm
And where the fuck have you been hiding?!?
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 6:18 pm
Depends on which deity (or deities) is real. If it was Allah then would ask why, according to the Quran, was the Bible corrupted. Allah could apparently not protect the Bible and there's some interesting Quran verses but I'm too lazy right now.
If it was Yaweh then I'd want to know about Noah's global flood: Why was the free will of the flood victims taken away? (also applies to Allah).
Other deities t's hard to say really. It depends. Obviously I'd want to know why I was not given the evidence I needed.
