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Ask a Drunkard
#21
RE: Ask a Drunkard
I have an irrational fear of drunk people
That's the question
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#22
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(May 17, 2015 at 4:10 am)Neimenovic Wrote: I have an irrational fear of drunk people
That's the question

Obviously, you are not drinking enough.  Start with a gallon of whisky, and then continue as needed.  I promise you, your fear of drunk people will vanish if you do this.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#23
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Uh, I'm 3 large mugs deep in a pot of tea, does that count?
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#24
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(May 16, 2015 at 9:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Have you ever found god in your drunken stupor?
I believe that's where most find him...

So you ask seek and knockem back.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#25
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So what's the remedy for running short of beer on a sunday evening?
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#26
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Here's a question. If I've had a bottle of wine, should I follow my urge and still have a few beers, or rather have another bottle of wine and then switch to whisky?

(May 17, 2015 at 12:26 pm)abaris Wrote: So what's the remedy for running short of beer on a sunday evening?

Yeah, I ask myself the same question right now.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#27
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Fuckin alcoholics everywhere, what is this, a King novel?
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#28
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(May 17, 2015 at 12:26 pm)abaris Wrote: So what's the remedy for running short of beer on a sunday evening?

Stock up ahead of time.
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#29
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(May 17, 2015 at 12:27 pm)Alex K Wrote: Here's a question. If I've had a bottle of wine, should I follow my urge and still have a few beers, or rather have another bottle of wine and then switch to whisky?

Absolutely.
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#30
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(May 17, 2015 at 12:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Stock up ahead of time.

I misjudged the fuel consumption.
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