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Ask a harlot
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#41
RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 11:42 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 11:40 pm)KUSA Wrote: After you get married will you have sex with other people than your spouse?

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#42
RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 11:50 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 11:40 pm)KUSA Wrote: After you get married will you have sex with other people than your spouse?

When he asks me to, and trust that he will. I figure if I'm going to get married I better choose someone who thinks on my level. I think he takes pleasure in reminding me not only that I'm a harlot but that I am his harlot Wink
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#43
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 12:31 am
Here is my question:

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#44
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 2:07 am
How does one become a harlot? What are the prerequisites?
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#45
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 2:09 am
I imagine it's something along the line of having sex with a 1000 virgin men.  Blush Tongue
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#46
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 7:38 am
Losty doesn't know it, but she was a muslim suicide bomber who is now being pleasured in this new life by 72 men! (the virgin bit was never true. god lied!)
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#47
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 11:01 am
72 in one go would be a fun record for me to break. Big Grin
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#48
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 11:24 am
http://youtu.be/cU3yPohXDN4
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#49
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 11:33 am
DVDA ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#50
RE: Ask a harlot
May 17, 2015 at 1:01 pm
(May 17, 2015 at 11:33 am)vorlon13 Wrote: DVDA ??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-Audio

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