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Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
Exian Offline
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:04 pm
Can you send me a new password to my afterlife account? I'll write it down this time.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 21, 2015 at 3:38 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2015 at 3:42 am by Alex K.)
(May 20, 2015 at 9:04 pm)Exian Wrote: Can you send me a new password to my afterlife account? I'll write it down this time.

YOU HAD SET "SEXYGOATSBUTT69"

AND THE ANSWER TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTION WAS "HORSE MEMBERS"

YOU'RE WELCOME.
(May 20, 2015 at 7:26 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Are youu the same entity as portrayed in the kj bible?
If not, how and why do you allow us to kill each other over false gods?
Do you not care one iota?

Do you really care when people masterbate?
Are you incapable of affecting us in the physical world?

NO, YOU MUST BE CONFUSING ME WITH A THEISTIC GOD. SUCH SILLYNESS.

I CARE, TOO

YES, IT IS GOOD FOR THE GONADS, AND PEOPLE SHOULD DO IT REGULARLY

HELLOOOO?
I'M SENDING YOU MESSAGES VIA AN ONLINE FORUM.
HOW IS THAT NOT AFFECTING YOU? IT'S NOT "NOT REAL" JUST BECAUSE IT IS ON THE INTERNET, YOU KNOW.


The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#43
RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 21, 2015 at 6:08 am
What does a being who has existed for so long do for fun?
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 21, 2015 at 6:13 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2015 at 6:13 am by Alex K.)
(May 21, 2015 at 6:08 am)Nope Wrote: What does a being who has existed for so long do for fun?

THE OFFICIAL ANSWER IS THAT AN ASCENDED MASTER IS ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE
AND DOES NOT REQUIRE NOR KNOW BASE WORLDLY CONCEPTS SUCH AS "FUN"

THAT BEING SAID, CHANNELLING WISDOM THROUGH GERMAN ATHEISTS
FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES HAS BEEN A HOOT SO FAR...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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