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The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
#21
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
(May 29, 2015 at 1:20 pm)Aroura Wrote: Why are Catholics posing us riddles?  What do we get if we answer correctly?
  
What's it got in it's pocketses? Wait, wait, I know the answer....gollum...it's...
Precious

Is he going to bite off all of our fingers if we guess correctly because if that is true, I don't want to play this game.
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#22
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
Ooh, the tension is unbearable...
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If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
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#23
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
(May 29, 2015 at 1:17 pm)ronedee Wrote: There is a ONE word answer.

An answer that will blow the atheist theme to smithereens! And Jesus does address this only ONCE in the gospel. But its a doozy!

You do realize jesus never existed. And really what makes jebuss so special anyways there was people like him running around only till a 100 years later after the story people
tried to make me relevant like he was special or some shit. 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#24
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
What do we win and why should we bother playing this game? Aren't you supposed to put away childish things?

(May 29, 2015 at 1:21 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Dude just click 'forgot my password' and write it down next time

Try "swordfish".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#25
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
(May 29, 2015 at 12:54 pm)ronedee Wrote: Ok! Here's your chance to answer the burning question (and hang yourselves in the process) that really matter's: What is the ONLY excuse that God (if there is one of course) would accept for sinning and related mayhem of humans?

Its a one word answer.... but you can, and will carry-on I'm sure!

Since you're catholic I'll say "transubstantiation".

Does this please your cannibalistic zombie friend?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#26
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
(May 29, 2015 at 1:17 pm)ronedee Wrote: An answer that will blow the atheist theme to smithereens!

Bullshit again. Any argument that begins with the presumption of God's existence doesn't even touch the atheist position, let alone blow it to smithereens. You're being ridiculous now.
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#27
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
(May 29, 2015 at 12:54 pm)ronedee Wrote: Ok! Here's your chance to answer the burning question (and hang yourselves in the process) that really matter's: What is the ONLY excuse that God (if there is one of course) would accept for sinning and related mayhem of humans?

Its a one word answer.... but you can, and will carry-on I'm sure!

It's your fairy tale don't try and involve me.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#28
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
(May 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm)Cato Wrote:
(May 29, 2015 at 1:17 pm)ronedee Wrote: An answer that will blow the atheist theme to smithereens!

Bullshit again. Any argument that begins with the presumption of God's existence doesn't even touch the atheist position, let alone blow it to smithereens. You're being ridiculous now.

At least he's consistent.

So, Ronny, how are you and your pervert priest pals doing?  
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#29
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
Ronny, you must have finished by now. Why don't you clean yourself up, wash your hands and then come back for your five minutes of glory so we can all pat your head and tell you you're a clever little boy?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#30
RE: The ONLY excuse good enough for God?
(May 29, 2015 at 12:54 pm)ronedee Wrote: Ok! Here's your chance to answer the burning question (and hang yourselves in the process) that really matter's: What is the ONLY excuse that God (if there is one of course) would accept for sinning and related mayhem of humans?

Its a one word answer.... but you can, and will carry-on I'm sure!


So Yahweh has a safe word?



The Bible does make it clear he is a kinky bastard.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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