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Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
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Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:03 pm
I can't keep from touching myself.

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RE: Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:04 pm
Baaahaha You're such an ass, KUSA.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:09 pm
I think she looks gorgeous. The things money can do...

OTOH, I find it ironic that, in a family of some of the fakest people on earth, she's trying to be real, whatever that means. More power to her, living her life the way she wants.
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RE: Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:10 pm
KUSA, do you regularly get off on mocking people who can't directly defend themselves? That says far more about you than the people you're mocking.
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RE: Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:11 pm
No.

No.

No, I don't think so. As a gay man that thought Bruce Jenner.1 was astonishingly handsome and sexy back in the Olympics, every mod he's made since then I have viewed with increasing horror.

Probably not too PC of me, but damn, he was SMOKING hot as a man. Hot, hot, hot.


Maybe they saved his chest hair and can stick it on Ray Romano, who REALLY REALLY needs a sweater vest . . .
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RE: Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:13 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2015 at 9:16 pm by Exian.)
In all seriousness, she looks as good as any woman her age with the photoshop treatment.

I wonder if she feels more pressure to look this good all the time? More so than other women, I mean.
I don't think that was un-PC of you, Vor. Just means that little fantasy goes away. Sort of a compliment, really. I remember feeling that way when Ellen Page came out. Lol As if.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:17 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2015 at 9:21 pm by vorlon13.)
I've encountered several TVs and a few transsexuals.  They tend to age well.  Except Margaret, who can't see well enough anymore to shave everywhere that needs shaved . . .

Panic

Jean I recall was specifically asked about the eventuality of someday looking in the mirror and seeing an old dried up woman looking back at her, and she replied FAR better that than an old withered coot.
(June 1, 2015 at 9:13 pm)Exian Wrote: I don't think that was un-PC of you, Vor. Just means that little fantasy goes away. Sort of a compliment, really. I remember feeling that way when Ellen Page came out. Lol As if.

I think Bruce enjoyed the attention from the gay community when he was in Can't Stop the Music. 


With the Village People.



We figured he was 'confused' back then, and most of us would have been eager to help Bruce sort things out.

Standing offer by the way, Howie Long . . . .
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June 1, 2015 at 9:45 pm
(June 1, 2015 at 9:10 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: KUSA, do you regularly get off on mocking people who can't directly defend themselves? That says far more about you than the people you're mocking.

What are you talking about? I love the new look. I just wish I could OD on some Viagra and wreck that new cooter of hers all night.
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RE: Oh man I found the most beautiful woman
June 1, 2015 at 9:50 pm
{shudder}
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June 1, 2015 at 9:54 pm
(June 1, 2015 at 9:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: {shudder}

Hey bro, we could double up on it. You could have the stink hole and I could pack the vag. Just don't be smacking your balls on me too hard.
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