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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 9:23 am (This post was last modified: June 8, 2015 at 9:23 am by Longhorn.)
substitute 'my god' with 'me' in the mouth of a theist to see why deities hate criticism so much Angel
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 3:47 pm
(June 8, 2015 at 2:02 am)Neimenovic Wrote:
(June 7, 2015 at 7:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -as if the faithful didn't insult the poor thing enough........

Wait, you mean THEY will be in hell too?! Panic
Boy that place's gonna be crowded


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#33
RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 3:52 pm
An eternity burning with intelligent people, surely is better than being in heaven with a bunch of self righteous idiots. Where do I sign?
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 8, 2015 at 3:54 pm
(June 8, 2015 at 3:52 pm)LastPoet Wrote: An eternity burning with intelligent people, surely is better than being in heaven with a bunch of self righteous idiots. Where do I sign?

right under where it says 'the holy spirit is a cunt'
welcome aboard the hell train!! would you like some peanuts?
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 9, 2015 at 1:20 pm
(June 8, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: right under where it says 'the holy spirit is a cunt'
welcome aboard the hell train!! would you like some peanuts?

I'd prefer a firewater on the rocks, Or a bagaço (poca & distopia know this know this one) Big Grin
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 9, 2015 at 10:42 pm
The three is one and the one is three....hmmm.....three is one....Father is god, son is god, holy spirit is god....*scratches head*...you mean....god is all three and they all is god? Awww shit, screw them one and all. It just don't make any damn fucking sense.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 9, 2015 at 11:23 pm


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 10, 2015 at 3:10 am
I poke all three in the eyes, where they have eyes to poke. I stick weird objects up their bum, where possible.

I slap them around the face, whether or not they have one, and whether or not it is effective.

I'll laugh and froth at the mouth and know that I can safely act this way and they won't do shit about it.

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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 10, 2015 at 3:23 am
(June 9, 2015 at 1:20 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I'd prefer a firewater on the rocks, Or a bagaço (poca & distopia know this know this one) Big Grin

No Portuguese shenanigans while on my train!! Angry

Meanwhile enjoy some bananana muffins of death
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 10, 2015 at 4:51 am
(June 9, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Secular Elf Wrote: The three is one and the one is three....hmmm.....three is one....Father is god, son is god, holy spirit is god....*scratches head*...you mean....god is all three and they all is god?  Awww shit, screw them one and all.  It just don't make any damn fucking sense.



'So you see, children, that God is like a shamrock:  small, green and split three ways.'  Eric Idle, Nuns On The Run.


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