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Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!

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Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
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Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 4:52 pm (This post was last modified: June 9, 2015 at 4:59 pm by Nope.)
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 4:58 pm
Quote:We don't know what is best for us.

translation: I don't want to grow up and think for myself
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: June 9, 2015 at 5:01 pm by abaris.)
Quote:Lass sie nur tot tragen, sie sind darum da.

"Let them die at child birth, that's their purpose." Copyright Martin Luther. Don't ask where she got it from.
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 4:59 pm
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Douchebag.
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 5:03 pm
Totally sickening.
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 5:07 pm
A recruiter is never going to tell someone to stop producing bodies for the war effort.  Unsurprising.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 5:09 pm
(June 9, 2015 at 5:07 pm)Rhythm Wrote: A recruiter is never going to tell someone to stop producing bodies for the war effort.  Unsurprising.

That's why Hitler's big thing was motherhood.
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 5:10 pm
So stopping what exhausts and physically harms you is the work of the Devil.
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That is one helluva army he's building up for himself down there...
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 5:18 pm
Quote:I will admit that these words sound logical and wise. But dear ladies, this is how the enemy tempts us.

that's right kiddies: logic is satan.

it's baffling how fiercely one can fight against reason, to the point of literally demonizing it....I can't decide if this is hilarious or just tragic Undecided
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RE: Ignore Your Health And Have Another Baby For Jesus!
June 9, 2015 at 6:14 pm
(June 9, 2015 at 5:18 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
Quote:I will admit that these words sound logical and wise. But dear ladies, this is how the enemy tempts us.

that's right kiddies: logic is satan.

it's baffling how fiercely one can fight against reason, to the point of literally demonizing it....I can't decide if this is hilarious or just tragic Undecided

Please allow me help you with that.  It is tragic.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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