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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
June 16, 2015 at 12:53 pm
Also, there was a button in the control room that opens the T-Rex paddock towards main street by simply pushing it. That's just lazy production.
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
September 27, 2015 at 7:28 am
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I finally saw it. I give it 3 out of 10.
In addition to the items mentioned above, I like to add
1. The poor velociraptor feeding new guy falls 40 feet off a catwalk, lands on his butt, and was able to craw backwards out of there without need for any form of mescal attention?
2. The baddy dinosaur can make himself invisible on infrared? Really? Aren't theropod dinosaurs endothermic? How does it avoid overheating if it stops shutting heat?
3. Baddy Dino and T. rex struggling like WWF wrestling match? Really? 2 8 ton dinosars? Mass goes up proportional to cube of dimension, but none and muscle strength goes up by only the square of dimension. So Relative muscle and structural strength decrease in direct proportion to dimension, and as a result Pound for pound, a T. rex or any dinosaur that size must be much weaker than a human, both in excess muscular strength and in terms of resistance to bone damage from proportional blunt trauma injury. So any elephant sized creature would almost certainly be fatally injured by any serious fall, and most certainly would not have the strength to life another of its own size.
4. barely human sized pterosaur can lift a full grown adult human? Are you fucking out of your mind? Pterosaurs are extremely lightly built creatures, the power needed to lift a dead weight for flight is extremely expensive. Even the largest pterosaurs, large than a Cessna 4 seat aircraft, only weigh a little more than an adult human and would likely have trouble lifting a full grown adult human.
5. What's with gratuitously killing off the innocent English nanny?
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 3, 2016 at 6:01 pm
(September 27, 2015 at 7:28 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: I finally saw it. I give it 3 out of 10.
In addition to the items mentioned above, I like to add
1. The poor velociraptor feeding new guy falls 40 feet off a catwalk, lands on his butt, and was able to craw backwards out of there without need for any form of mescal attention?
2. The baddy dinosaur can make himself invisible on infrared? Really? Aren't theropod dinosaurs endothermic? How does it avoid overheating if it stops shutting heat?
3. Baddy Dino and T. rex struggling like WWF wrestling match? Really? 2 8 ton dinosars? Mass goes up proportional to cube of dimension, but none and muscle strength goes up by only the square of dimension. So Relative muscle and structural strength decrease in direct proportion to dimension, and as a result Pound for pound, a T. rex or any dinosaur that size must be much weaker than a human, both in excess muscular strength and in terms of resistance to bone damage from proportional blunt trauma injury. So any elephant sized creature would almost certainly be fatally injured by any serious fall, and most certainly would not have the strength to life another of its own size.
4. barely human sized pterosaur can lift a full grown adult human? Are you fucking out of your mind? Pterosaurs are extremely lightly built creatures, the power needed to lift a dead weight for flight is extremely expensive. Even the largest pterosaurs, large than a Cessna 4 seat aircraft, only weigh a little more than an adult human and would likely have trouble lifting a full grown adult human.
5. What's with gratuitously killing off the innocent English nanny? sry for the delay
I think the latter was just misogyny. The director/writer punishes her for being a meany wife. I think I even read somewhere where he admitted that. That's so pathetic.
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 20, 2016 at 3:31 am
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 20, 2016 at 4:39 am
Don't have a dinosaur sized door in your paddock wall...
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 20, 2016 at 6:48 am
Someone must have seen it, they made a lot of money I heard!
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 20, 2016 at 7:02 am
I've seen it (see this thread) and was not happy
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 20, 2016 at 7:33 am
Better than a sharp stick in the eye. Just.
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 20, 2016 at 8:53 am
None of the franchise is "epic" IMNSHO. "Night of the Lepus" was more amusing.
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RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
January 20, 2016 at 8:56 am
(January 20, 2016 at 8:53 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: None of the franchise is "epic" IMNSHO. "Night of the Lepus" was more amusing.
I wouldn't expect a sensible opinion on dinosaur films anyway from someone with that username. Just sayin
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