Logical absolutes/God

[robvalue]

Again, you're using the term 'omnipotent' in a different way than most Christians. It's like asking if god can make a square with five sides. It just doesn't make sense, it's inconceivable, it's nonsensical and it's impossible to do by the definitions of the terms invovled.

God can't make something that is at the same time a square and not a square. He can't invent a number that is both positive and negative. I'm sure can't even conceive of what that would look like, because I sure as hell can't. God can do literally anything that is possible/conceivable, which is the definition that most Christians mean when they use the word "omnipotent".

That's the thing, it seems logic trumps god. Some things are just logically impossible. If this is not case, our whole basic idea of how logic works must be wrong. How can you prove our logic is wrong, without using logic?

It's just ludicrous how people claim to know so much about something that they can't even demonstrate is anything other than a figment of their imagination. In fact, that fully explains why they know so much about it, and why everyone's ideas are different.

Any kind of omni claim is simple childish fantasy. "My dad's bigger than your dad." Can't leave room for a bigger dad out there.

[ignoramus]

How does Christian God violate the logical absolutes? I'm pretty sure it has something to do with it being all-powerful, all-knowing and omniscient.  

You know the single most powerful absolute statement about god?
The fucker can and has killed hundered of millions of people AND he did it whilst at the same time not even EXISTING!
Now that's some real magic right there folks!@

[The Grand Nudger]

That is true power, gotta admit. Definitely more powerful than any existent god.
(believe there's an amusing spoof of an apologetic argument along those lines)

[robvalue]

According to research done on the figures stated in the bible, he killed quite a lot of people who never existed in the first place, and quite a lot of people more than once.

At times it reads like a pinata merry-go-round.

"Have we killed all the Hisabelites recently?"

"Well, a few pages back."

"Kill them all again just to be sure."

[ignoramus]

To be fair to everyone, he offed "himself" as well I believe?