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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:09 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I said in a different thread that every time I read his posts I imagine him with massive catholic hard on of righteousness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSgaRSo0A8

Uncanny....
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:10 pm
AND BECAU8E IT'S FUCKIN' FUN!
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:12 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 12:47 pm)Metis Wrote: Have to say I am a bit suprised by this SSPX/Catholic tag team though Cool

Hmm...

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#154
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:12 pm
Did you really think any of us would take you seriously?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:18 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 12:56 pm)PiousPaladin Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 12:52 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: Well I think  you just figured out the problem of why not everyone knows gods love. He wrote it on the heart which just pumps blood, when he should of wrote it on our brains. He did have a lot going on with his grueling training program of making people rape and enslave each other until they figured out it was wrong.

It is a metaphor describing a mans natural yearning for God, although I can see in this heathen world you might struggle to hear it amongst the screaming materialism around you.

But that doesn't make sense in the way that the word, heart is used by most Christians. So, the laws of god are written on man's natural yearning for god? When Christians say that they feel god in their heart are they really saying that they feel god in their natural yearning for god? That sounds strange.

Yes, I suppose the nightly orgies and baby eating rituals that we have at my house while watching porn and drinking copious amounts of alcohol do make it difficult to hear anything.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:21 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 1:12 pm)emjay Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 12:47 pm)Metis Wrote: Have to say I am a bit suprised by this SSPX/Catholic tag team though Cool

Hmm...

@Randy
Can you give us your word that you do not know PiousPaladin outside this site (be that in real life or on another site) OR that he is not a sock of you? If you give me your word, I'll believe you.

I am reasonably sure that they are on opposite sides of the pond, unless one has some pretty good IP masking skillz.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:21 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Nope Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 12:56 pm)PiousPaladin Wrote: It is a metaphor describing a mans natural yearning for God, although I can see in this heathen world you might struggle to hear it amongst the screaming materialism around you.

But that doesn't make sense in the way that the word, heart is used by most Christians. So, the laws of god are written on man's natural yearning for god? When Christians say that they feel god in their heart are they really saying that they feel god in their natural yearning for god? That sounds strange.

Yes, I suppose the nightly orgies and baby eating rituals that we have at my house while watching porn and drinking copious amounts of alcohol do make it difficult to hear anything.

Non Calvinist Protestants tend to use it in the term that people are ordered towards doing good. Catholics use it a bit differently to mean they have a yearning driving them to seek out the fullness of truth, i.e The Roman Catholic Church.
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#158
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:26 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I said in a different thread that every time I read his posts I imagine him with massive catholic hard on of righteousness

I'm a woman.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:26 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 1:12 pm)emjay Wrote: @Randy
Can you give us your word that you do not know PiousPaladin outside this site (be that in real life or on another site) OR that he is not a sock of you? If you give me your word, I'll believe you.

They seem to taken a break at the same time since your post.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 28, 2015 at 1:28 pm
(June 28, 2015 at 1:26 pm)PiousPaladin Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I said in a different thread that every time I read his posts I imagine him with massive catholic hard on of righteousness

I'm a woman.

Ok O_o

Well fine, then I'm going to imagine you with a massive righteous lady boner
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