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Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
#71
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
(June 29, 2015 at 10:06 pm)c172 Wrote: I like Papa John's.

Gosh, I hate their sauce ... so sweet it tastes like they're dumping brown sugar in it.

A pizza sauce should be tangy, not cloying.

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#72
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
(June 30, 2015 at 12:27 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 30, 2015 at 12:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Calzone is the quantum equivalent of pizza.
One that has been folded through time.

You've clearly never had a 'boli.

Nah, not allowed . The doctor's put me on antiboli.
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#73
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
I'd get a second opinion.
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#74
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
This thread is making me hungry.
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#75
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
This thread is amazing. I fucking LOVE Papa John's UK. I pour that special garlic sauce over my pizza in place of cheese and it's Da Bomb.
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#76
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
(June 29, 2015 at 10:24 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: PIZZA PSALMS 4:20-29 (KJV)

20 Yea, verily, the Boru should receive our pity, for he knows not what he does. 21 Thy apple of pine, sweet thou art, shall be served with salted cured meats only 22 ham, prosciutto, bacon, salami, and pepperoni only. 23 Forgive the hipsters who bought thine favorite pizza joint and refuseth to serve this delectable topping, for they know not what they do, and are addled from excessive consumption of PBR. 24 For thou knowest that five tastes there are. 25 Sour, sweet, salty, spicy and umami, each in it's proper proportion. 26 Thine that shun the briny anchovy, a pox upon thee, for verily doth this condiment bringeth much flavor when used sparingly. 27 Thin crust before thick, for in all things, moderation and balance must be thine goal. 28 Thine toppings shall number one to four, no more, no less. 28 A nine topping combination? 29 Art though nuts?

Verse 28 was a later addition.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#77
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
~covers face in shame~ Ok, reading this thread made me admit it! I'm a pizza heretic too! I don't like pizza....unless it's one of those greek ones with NO tomato sauce, instead pesto, feta cheese, calamta olives and roasted lamb, or artichoke hearts and and roasted red potatoes. Yum.

But I know from experience most people don't even consider those things to be '"True" pizza, and you sure can't get anything worth eating from Domino's, Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns. Yuck.

Sometimes I eat Dominos, just to make my husband happy, but I'm crying on the inside the whole time.
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#78
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What was that?.....

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#79
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
I'm down with pesto sauce. As long as there's some kind of sauce. Otherwise, it's like a flatbread. And those are fine, too, but I don't consider them actualpizza, regardless of toppings.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#80
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
I think I'll make a coupla pies tonight, one vegetarian, one with some italian sausage I have in the freezer, and other toppings. Will post pics in this or my pizza thread.

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