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What would you ask from god if he existed?
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What would you ask from god if he existed?
I was wondering where to post this topic and "Off topic" seemed to be the place for it.

Let's imagine for a moment that god actually existed. What would you ask from him if he gave you the right of 3 wishes?

I for one would ask him to erase from everyone's mind the idea of money, so that everything will become free and I'll be able to leave this miserable primitive country and move to the country with the cutest boys - Sweden. Big Grin
The second thing I would ask him is to erase from everyone's mind the idea of gods, so that everyone will become an atheist.
And the third thing I would ask him is to leave this galaxy and never to return.
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#2
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
3 things I'd ask from god, huh?

1) fuck off
2) fuck off
3) fuck off

I'd also throw in a request for him to fuck off somewhere in there.

(If we're talking about one of the Abrahamic deities. If it's Zeus I want tons of cake, never to have to work and for everybody to love me)
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#3
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
1: Where did you come from?
2: Why are you spying on people who want to masturbate in peace?
3: Let everyone know for a fact that you exist. (And then -because without faith you are nothing- you'll cease to exist. All credit to Douglas Adams)
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
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RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
If it's wishes we're after, I'd ask for my own personal [redacted] so I could [redacted] whenever I wanted. I'd also ask for the ability to [redacted], because that would [redacted]. And, finally, the constant option to replace [redacted] from wish one with [redacted] whenever I want, because I'm [redacted], and I [redacted].
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#5
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
More wishes.
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#6
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
Please make a system based primarily on actions, instead of words. Protect your followers, and ensure they live good lives regardless of where they are, and get rid of that lake of fire. Also show up more often, and let people know you're real. Stop doing everything in your power to leave people questioning and debating your existence. It's been thousands of years since you started talking to the isrealites, and people are still trying to debate whether or not you are real.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#7
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
An end to disease and natural disasters. I figure everything else is on us.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#8
What would you ask from god if he existed?
I would ask for:

1. Super powers that exceeded any comic book character.
2. To be multi orgasmic.
3. The ability to time travel.
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#9
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
Why would a god be a "He"?
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#10
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
1. Redesign everything so that there is no suffering (harmful acts are impossible, no disease etc.) and make the universe hospitable and accessible to all.

2. Make sure every person and animal is happy, and doesn't require anything to live (such as food, which would be just for fun now). There is no death, except "suicide" where anyone or anything can be turned off by request. This is very unlikely to happen in my version of things though Big Grin

3. Every person and animal can split their time however they choose between coexisting in this reality, and entering realities they create themselves in which they can do whatever they want.
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