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Peas in your guacamole

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Peas in your guacamole
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 3, 2015 at 11:41 am (This post was last modified: July 3, 2015 at 1:24 pm by SteelCurtain.)
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 3, 2015 at 12:18 pm
(July 3, 2015 at 11:25 am)vorlon13 Wrote: As much as mayo would be ?

Never heard of mayo, but I used to freak out at my supermarket in PA, where they sold a guac brand that had cream cheese.
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 3, 2015 at 12:37 pm
Pea's in Guacamole???  I would rather eat Pee in guacamole  Big Grin
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 3, 2015 at 2:14 pm
(July 3, 2015 at 11:25 am)vorlon13 Wrote: As much as mayo would be ?

Any attempt to redefine guacamole is blasphemy.

But yeah, those are both equally gross.
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 3, 2015 at 2:17 pm
Avocado
Onion
Tomato
Cilantro
Lime
Seasoning

I see no peas on that list.

This is blasphemy of the highest order.
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 4, 2015 at 11:35 am
I went to a Mexican place in NY that put mango, pineapple, or pomegranate as an added extra to their table-made guac. It was SO GOOD!! Not peas tho. That sounds terrible.
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 4, 2015 at 12:02 pm
I mean, are they proposing using a small portion of peas as filler as well as a portion of avocados? Then maybe. MAYBE! But substituting the avocados for peas altogether is a different story. That's not "peas in guacamole", that's eating mashed up peas. No.
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 4, 2015 at 12:14 pm
I think it's peas as a filler, not as the main ingredient.

I'm not into mango. Pineapple I like on a pizza. Pomegranate arils themselves I've never had, but I like POM. Sounds like that would be really good in a salsa, anyhow. Out here, I company out of L.A. produces peach salsa which is quite good, even though I hate peaches.
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 4, 2015 at 12:20 pm
Well, it's a maybe then. It might be that you can't even taste the difference.

But I like my guac chunky as hell. Like cubes of avocados in that shit. And as an American, I refuse to curb my decadence because of silly things like "droughts" or "the economy".
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RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 4, 2015 at 12:27 pm
(July 3, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Avocado
Onion
Tomato
Cilantro
Lime
Seasoning

I see no peas on that list.

This is blasphemy of the highest order.

1-2 Tablespoons of Bacon grease.

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