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The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
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The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 12:39 pm
Quote:I was sleeping on my stomach and I was woken by 'something' that stepped on my bed. I couldn't see what it was but it was so real that my matress went down with the weight. I was paralysed and terrified and I immediately knew it was an evil presence.

I tried to call out to God but I could hardly say a word. I tried and tried again and I was finally able to say the name of JESUS. As soon as I did, the presence left, the mattress went back up and I was able to move again.

I know this sounds strange but I felt terror and joy at the same time. I felt my bones frozen with sheer terror, it was very physical. But I also felt joy, relief and complete confidence in the Lord Jesus Christ, who had protected me once again. Believe me, there is power in His Holy Name!
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 12:43 pm
Sleep paralysis interruptus.
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 12:45 pm
I see you've been browsing the bullshit at CFS again! I noticed that thread as well - the fuckedupness written there never ceases to amaze.
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 12:50 pm
Quote:God is real
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 12:54 pm
Why narrow it down? Their entire story -- beginning to end and top to bottom -- is shot through with stupidity.
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 1:08 pm
(July 10, 2015 at 12:39 pm)KUSA Wrote:
Quote:I was sleeping on my stomach and I was woken by 'something' that stepped on my bed. I couldn't see what it was but it was so real that my matress went down with the weight. I was paralysed and terrified and I immediately knew it was an evil presence.

This guy really needs another dealer...
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July 10, 2015 at 1:09 pm
(July 10, 2015 at 12:45 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: I see you've been browsing the bullshit at CFS again! I noticed that thread as well - the fuckedupness written there never ceases to amaze.

Check out the latest in the thread. It's priceless.
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 4:19 pm
Oh yea, the magic of easily explainable physical conditions. Must be jaysoos!!
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July 10, 2015 at 4:27 pm
(July 10, 2015 at 12:45 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: I see you've been browsing the bullshit at CFS again! I noticed that thread as well - the fuckedupness written there never ceases to amaze.

CFS? What does that stand for?
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 4:28 pm
Dog ( not god ) jumped on the bed and woke her up.
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