Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

You.. You want me to climb.. a mountain? Is that your answer to my enquiry? Yes?
Oh.
Okay.
Just so we're on the same page.. I have to take a goat with me.... right?

No pool.  
I just don't want to waste anymore of my time giving you private tuition on the meaning of my previous post.  
Find somebody else.  

So... you don't want me to climb a mountain..?
so..basically your answer to my enquiry is i shouldn't climb a ...a mountain?

So....i should keep the goat .... And not climb a mountain...
Okay! Got it!

[Little Rik]

The stock market goes up, the stock market goes down.......that's what it does dipshit.

Of course Sof.
So now that the stock market is down it should be time to invest isn't it Sof?
I never thought about it Sof.  

[SofaKingHigh]

The stock market goes up, the stock market goes down.......that's what it does dipshit.

Of course Sof.
So now that the stock market is down it should be time to invest isn't it Sof?
I never thought about it Sof.  

It wouldn't be the first time Prik.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

So to recap, i asked you to name a few benefits of this "higher consciousness".
And your reply to me was to ..not climb a mountain and to keep the goat..
Genius Rik.
pure genius

[Little Rik]

As you climb the mountain you start to appreciate the beauty all around and when you reach the top
then is the top of the top but if you never start the climb then you will never get any appreciation.
I hope your great brain understand what i just said so i don't have to waste my time giving you private tuition once again?  

You have to hope because by using a metaphor for your answer you've intentionally left things vague and ambiguous. Can you give a straight answer to the question or is that too hard for you?
(You've already admitted that you haven't reached the top, so this metaphor is little more than wishful thinking about what is in store for you; what does it do for you right now?)

I am sure you would be a good secretary as you always keep old references, records and statements but as far as to be a smart person you are a disaster.

My metaphor may not be good enough for you but is more than enough for a person with a normal brain
so if you don't get it too bad.
Sorry yog today i don't give private tuition to slow learner.
Try tomorrow provide i don't go down the beach again.  

[SofaKingHigh]

You have to hope because by using a metaphor for your answer you've intentionally left things vague and ambiguous. Can you give a straight answer to the question or is that too hard for you?
(You've already admitted that you haven't reached the top, so this metaphor is little more than wishful thinking about what is in store for you; what does it do for you right now?)

I am sure you would be a good secretary as you always keep old references, records and statements but as far as to be a smart person you are a disaster.

My metaphor may not be good enough for you but is more than enough for a person with a normal brain
so if you don't get it too bad.
Sorry yog today i don't give private tuition to slow learner.
Try tomorrow provide i don't go down the beach again.  

You're as good at metaphors as you are at, well, pretty much everything else really.  They're fucking shit you retard.

[ApeNotKillApe]

My metaphor may not be good enough for you but is more than enough for a person with a normal brain

So how do you manage to understand it then?

[Little Rik]

I am sure you would be a good secretary as you always keep old references, records and statements but as far as to be a smart person you are a disaster.

My metaphor may not be good enough for you but is more than enough for a person with a normal brain
so if you don't get it too bad.
Sorry yog today i don't give private tuition to slow learner.
Try tomorrow provide i don't go down the beach again.  

You're as good at metaphors as you are at, well, pretty much everything else really.  They're fucking shit you retard.

Sof, don't you think you got too many expectations?
How a pub goer like you that is used to speak a pub swearing language and can not understand a normal conversation can pretend to understand a metaphor?
Didn't i say that a metaphor can be understood by a person with a normal brain?
You got to patient Sof and wait until you get out the pub and start using your brains.
Only then you will understand the meaning of a metaphor.  

[Angrboda]

You have to hope because by using a metaphor for your answer you've intentionally left things vague and ambiguous. Can you give a straight answer to the question or is that too hard for you?
(You've already admitted that you haven't reached the top, so this metaphor is little more than wishful thinking about what is in store for you; what does it do for you right now?)

I am sure you would be a good secretary as you always keep old references, records and statements but as far as to be a smart person you are a disaster.

My metaphor may not be good enough for you but is more than enough for a person with a normal brain
so if you don't get it too bad.
Sorry yog today i don't give private tuition to slow learner.
Try tomorrow provide i don't go down the beach again.  

So in other words, you're incapable of giving a straight answer. I figured as much. Nice talking to you, Rik.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

Just remember guys, whatever you do, do NOT climb the mountain.
and always, always, i can't stress this enough,always keep the goat. The goat is key to consciousness.
(disclaimer:no animals were sexually harmed in this post.)