Wrestling quiz

[ignoramus]

I'm furious!
Why wasn't "The Rock" included in any of these!
Fuck you! Wrestling is real! Heretic!

[Exian]

Hahaha Hypnotosis? Holy Fuck, why did I ever stop watching wrestling?

Those guys are unstoppable.

[Napoléon]

Hahaha Hypnotosis? Holy Fuck, why did I ever stop watching wrestling?

It's ILLEGAL. Can't believe he didn't get arrested for that move.

[Exian]

The commentators are the best part of wrestling. "Is this legal!?!" And "I haven't seen a rack like that since..." Haha I was losing it.

[Napoléon]

Hahaha yeah the guy doing the commentating is what made it for me, props to him.

[Exian]

So, true story (at least in my family it's true. Could be a lie for all I know). My grandpa on my mom's side used to wrestle (swears to this day that its real), and he wrestled under the name Randy Johnson (lol) as part of a wrestling crew with Rocky Johnson, as in The Rock's dad. Apparently for a time, there were a few "r" name Johnsons. So while my grandpa was out wresting and practicing my mom, a few years older than Dwayne, would babysit The Rock.

My Grabdpa tells a story about Rocky Johnson slugging one of my grandpa's unruly horses. My grandpa, angered, slapped him in a choke hold. Rocky said "You better let me go!" My grandpa says Rocky was so big, it was safer if he just kept him in the hold haha

I remember telling this story in school. A few weeks later a kid came up to me and asked if Mr. McMahon was my uncle haha Telephone game.

[ignoramus]

The "Rock" actually came to our work here in Melbourne a few years ago.
He was wearing a hat and sunnies, asked our receptionist  see Jerome.
She didn't recognise who he was, made him wait till someone from the warehouse came to escort him to the warehouse.  
I was offsite at the time doing maintenance on one of our remote mail servers, I was fucking spewing when I came back and heard about it.

His half brother Jerome was a nice guy. He drove a forklift in the warehouse.
He didn't want any help from Dwayne simply out of pride. Go figure.

[ignoramus]

Fuck. Double post.
That's what happens when you try to type in 3 degrees and the tablet doesn't even detect the heat from your icy fingers!
Fuck this weather.

[Exian]

In highschool, I worked at a travel mart on the turnpike. Whenever wwe came to Cleveland, we'd see a bunch of wrestlers. One day the Big Show was ordering McDonalds and my buddy came and got me. I peeked around the corner to see him ducking his head under the overhead menu screen. Dude is fuckin huge. TV doesn't do it justice. He grabbed his two bags of food in each paw and they looked like little happy meals in his hands.

I was younger then and right around when I was watching WWE, so I geeked out pretty big.

[robvalue]

I properly got into wrestling right when The Rock was at his absolute best on the mic. So awesome!

I'll post the answers in a little bit, but I'll hide them in case anyone else is having a go.

More questions!

I can write some more if anyone would like that? The answers from non wrestling fans were hilarious!