He meant to ask if he could borrow your flashlight. Duuuh.
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Have you ever been marked to be a god?
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(July 21, 2015 at 6:06 am)Neimenovic Wrote: He meant to ask if he could borrow your flashlight. Duuuh. Duh. I'm so bad at taking a hint...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Totally oblivious, Uncle K. The poor fucker had to walk home in the dark because of you. And everybody knows the are cooties in the dark.
Being seious now, I have actually been told I would make a good ruler of the universe. Once was in high school, and once a few years ago by an email friend.
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hahaha ...I'm sure you'll make a great ruler of the universe. I'd try to get a normal part time job first Rob ...Baby steps...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Thanks Yeah, I have a safe plan.
1- Part time bookkeeper 2- ??? 3- Ruler of the universe One more course to finish and I can start stage 1. Feel free to send me a private message.
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Could just as easily been called Satan. Pay attention to the religious when they encounter things they don't like and don't understand. You're god because he/she liked what you did. Next time crash the machine and see what happens.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
I made a universe (not here).
Some of the inhabitants of that universe thought of me as a god. Some didn't though just because I never went back. So I destroyed them all. :-)
Was there sufficient wailing and gnashing of teeth?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Sounds like my dog at the vet.
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